Am I in the clear here?

[Howard Roark]

you need SOAP AND WATER

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

lol, this is another 'sea story' ( something that happened while in the Navy )

Now this is third hand, a guy told me it happened to a friend of his who told him, so I may get some of the details off but this guy told me it was "no word of a lie" true:

So apparently this guy, we'll say his name is Frank, was into doing crazy shit like smoking crack and meth and shit while in the Navy, and would hook up with crackhead girls all the time. Some Italian guy and he talked straight wop. So he's telling the guy who told me, Petty Officer Lugo, he's out on an all night bender getting all fucked up and takes this girl he met home with him.

Well he's just murdering this girl and starts to beat the asshole up, well apparently when you do meth or crack it makes it so you can't shit, and it had been a couple of hours since their last hits and they were on just liquor.

So as it was performed for me I'll do as best I can in text, this is first person from the Italian guy ( think Andrew Dice Clay ):

"Yo so I got this broad right and I'm just all up in this girl just cracka-lackin' that ass, right? I'm fucking this girl hard and I pull out and I hear this kinda, ya know, like a pop sound or a suction. "

"So this bitch, this fuckin crackhead bitch gasps and I look down and see this piece of shit come flyin' outta dis broads hole and smack me right in the stomach. This scummy bitch just shit on me and it bounces off and lands on my motherfuckin' bed."

"So this crazy broad goes running crying into my bathroom so I can't clean the shit off cause she locks the fuckin' door and is crying for about two hours. I'm off the shit man, this shit did me in man I'm fuckin' done."

[Howard Roark]

[Howard Roark]

shojin I pray you don't come back, and

[Howard Roark]

oh god AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Howard Roark]

SOMEONE GET SOME msPAINT UP IN HERE FOR THAT LAST STORY

[Howard Roark]

oops

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

the best part that doesn't translate is the puerto rican guy, Lugo, trying to tell me this story in an Italian accent

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

er not accent but like Andrew Dice Clay voice

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

SOMEONE GET SOME msPAINT UP IN HERE FOR THAT LAST STORY

wish I could, on a mac

[Howard Roark]

wtf, draw some pictures lol

I thought macs were for artsies/visual types

[Krye]

Macs are made for faggots

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

wtf, draw some pictures lol

I thought macs were for artsies/visual types

more like creative, all I have is production and dj software on mine. the OS doesn't come with a standard paint / draw app anymore ironically enough

[Howard Roark]

that is kinda hilarious to me, I almost expect the mouse cursor on a mac to be a paintbrush or Van Gogh's ear

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

well photoshop was originally written for macs, along with a lot of adobes other apps so thats where the artsy stigma comes from, but because of the OS being very generous with RAM and it's overall reliability and small percentage of user base protecting it from viruses it became the pinnacle of machines to put very expensive creative software on

[Howard Roark]

you play(ed) ffxi on your mac? or do you use a real computer for vidya

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I had a fujitsu tablet and ps2 I played on back then

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

ruthie was a college student then and would camp HNM with my LS when I was at work, true story

[Beckwin]

ruthie was a college student then and would camp HNM with my LS when I was at work, true story

ah, now there's a real story to tell at parties/to the grandkids.

[Olo401]

totally should've tried to bang the cop dawg..