Person in third's got to feel like shit... beaten by a walking mass of future glue and dog food.
Person in third's got to feel like shit... beaten by a walking mass of future glue and dog food.
Yall see who the Male athlete of the year was?
I'd take Serena Williams or Jimmy Johnson.
How the fuck is he an athlete?
I came in this thread expecting "get on my horse" jokes and you've all dissapointed.
In related news, she is not at all my type so I'd rather have the horse win.
williams sisters are ugly as fuckkkk
You cannot deny her girth.
Oh god! I just heard about that shit today. I think it's just because of all the infidelity/drugs/rape/ involving other real athletes, that Jimmy Johnson was picked by default. With all respect to Nascar, I understand it's stressful, requires hand-eye-coordination, and the amounts of G's you get while driving are at super human levels but at the end of the day you're still driving a fucking car. If Serena Williams had to compete with a horse, then Jimmy Johnson should have to compete with his car. Tiger Woods should have gotten that award and we all know it. Hell, he should have gotten it for bossin' it up by banging all those bitches and been awarded the purple heart for some of those fugly 2-1-5 bitches he was hooking up with.
Venus is skinny and athletic. She's 100 times the tennis player Serena is.
Serena is a muscular freak on the level of like Barry Bonds steroidal freakishness, and hits the ball twice as hard, so it really doesn't matter how "good" anyone she plays against is. She's a big dude playing small women, pretty much.
Can you imagine what her thighs could do to you? I bet she crushes any thing she screws with em.
I'd let her crush me if you know what I mean.
She's not a tennis player she just crushes a lot.
Gender test coming soon...similar to runner Caster Semenya.
There are actually pictures of Serena coming out of her car without panties, and you can see her pussy so I'm sure she's a woman...
pics?
and that runner had a vagina actually, but her male thingys were inside her or some shit. she didnt know he was a tran
Ehh thats a stretch. Besides the fact that Serena has 4 more grand slam titles and is still primed to win many more, Venus I feel is definitely on the decline, might steal a Wimbledon here or there, otherwise not so much.
And I hate how they get criticized for not playing enough tournaments. Who the fuck cares? When they play, they win. They make enough money, and are more interested in other entrepreneurial ventures than playing in a tournament every other week. Even if they did, no one is going to watch the K-Mart Classic with Serena and a bunch of scrubs anyways.
Here's a link to the page, can't upload to photobucket cause it's considered a violation so here:
http://bloguit.com/cachondeo/files/2...ms-upskirt.jpg
So many celebrities go outdoors wearing short skirts and no panties...It's like they want you to see it lol...
It's women's sports, who really even cares?