Random Image Thread XXVII: Morgan Freeman, King of Time

**Xno Kappa** · 2010-02-10 02:10

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**Valkrish** · 2010-02-10 02:22

mmmm watermelon

The rules of engagement when brushing one's teeth-

First Step: Floss each gap between each and every pair
of teeth (even the non-paired wisdom (or chewing teeth) at the end)

Step 2: After flossing, please rinse- with water only.

Step 3: Use a plastic curved pick (you can buy these at CVS or any local foodstore (food library!) and it looks similar to a dentist's 'scraper'.
The idea is to have the pick facing in the same direction as your teeth are facing with the bottom of the lunar-shape "u" facing your gums.

Now, insert the plastic pick into the groove as if you were flossing, but instead of going from the top notch of your teeth and pushing down/inwards to your gums- push towards the part of your gums that sticks out the highest and push right above that into the groove- and softly scrape the area just above the gums (but inside the 'groove' between the gums and the teeth).

Ensure you scrape up and away from the gums and not in and towards the gums, doing this correctly can eliminate really bad breath for up to 7 hours (not including anything eaten between this time as this null and voids it)

After Step 3 (which is ungodly long). Rinse twice (thoroughly) and be sure to only use WATER.

Then-

Step 3.5: By using the same scraper-like plastic tool you have found at the local food library or CVS in step 3; you are now ready to use the tool in almost (if not, the same) manner as dentists use their metal ones... with the exception that your total cost so far should be somewhere near $15.00 for a whole month's supply and not 300$ no-insurance payment every 6 months (along with any bad self-dental care they might charge you- IE: Cavities or amalgum (the metal stuff you get filled up with in your teeth's cavity (or 'cavities' for those who are not careful). Use the lunar pick and scrape the area between your gums and toothline from left to right on each tooth- being careful around the ridges (so you don't bleed, but if you DO bleed, that's a sure sign that the gums will re-build stronger and ensure that you have a good gumline to prevent any gum diseases.

OK: Now This leads to STEP 4: Brushing your teeth correctly. Most people have the idea of brushing one's teeth to be done quickly and in less than 45 seconds- these people end up having gingivitis, bad breath, scurvy, lots of cavities or a combination of any one of the aforementioned... The ideal method of brushing one's teeth is in a rotation pattern following close to the gumline- ensuring that the gums are stimulated (softly) and each brush stroke actually attempts to rid the mouth of any plaque that you may have missed while doing both flossing AND stimulating the gums. When you think you're done (after 2 minutes of brushing) rinse completely and prepare for...

Step 5: Brush your tongue, everyday after brushing your teeth- you'll save your family your mom, your dad, your siblings your friends your significant other/wife/husband the trouble of smelling the befouling and bewildering stench that is known as bad breath~

Rinse one final time... Then guess what?

BONUS STEP (#6)

Step 6: Use ACT Mouth Wash- has delicious flouride that won't destroy (or color) your teeth. Just be sure you don't eat or drink anything after 1 whole hour- otherwise that increased level of flouride will be sure to give you anything from Diarrhea to an actual slow-down of the sodium channels within your neurons (not bullshitting with that one) which basically means- you'll feel 'sluggish and slow'.

Step 7: Rejoice! the 10-15 minutes of teeth-care is over! If you do this twice a day and you'll be sure to enjoy healthy, strong teeth for the rest of your life and not have to worry about Dentures- or nasty things like deep-cleaning.

http://www.daviddarling.info/images/human_teeth.jpg

tl;dr by valkrish

Brush your teeeeeeeeethhhh (OC)

**Rowe** · 2010-02-10 02:31

Did you know the Nazi black SS uniform was copied from the MA State Police Uniform. Nazi propagandist Ernst Franz Sedgwick Hanfstaengl a graduate of Harvard University. In fact the MA State Police Winter uniform was copied exactly except in black instead of dark blue.

As for the kid joke or not anyone who wears a Nazi Uniform for the sake of a joke should be prepared for the possibility of being punched in the face. Sometimes in life a line gets crossed and you may not want to but you just have to punch someone in the face.

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**Milks** · 2010-02-10 03:05

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alot of fun can be had with chatroulette.

**Wakabo** · 2010-02-10 03:13

I'm lost to what's in that pic.

**Gulkeeva** · 2010-02-10 03:27

**Milks** · 2010-02-10 03:31

Originally Posted by Wakabo

I'm lost to what's in that pic.

I have a recorded clip from a Taylor Swift live chat that I've edited that loops. She occasionally looks at the camera, people flip their shit. its hilarious

**Kiaru** · 2010-02-10 03:37

This was suppose to be my sig, I can't see it at least lol. One of my favorite commercials Sunday.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...sualFriday.jpg

Edit: Odd I can see it now, well enjoy it 2x! Old posts don't register new sigs?

**Seanr** · 2010-02-10 06:41

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**Seanr** · 2010-02-10 06:43

**Egon** · 2010-02-10 11:47

Originally Posted by Seanr

http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...o96eo1_500.jpg

Quoting the old testament is like quoting the laws we had under England.

**Nitsuki** · 2010-02-10 11:50

Originally Posted by Milks

I have a recorded clip from a Taylor Swift live chat that I've edited that loops. She occasionally looks at the camera, people flip their shit. its hilarious

o milks, show me the ways, do you need a webcam yourself first of all?

**Pirian** · 2010-02-10 11:52

Originally Posted by Seanr

Fantastic...Now if only I could get some freakin laser-beams
http://happywaffle.files.wordpress.c...evil_laser.jpg

**Kilhart** · 2010-02-10 11:53

http://www.neko-sentai.com/images7nr...7f8fa4d983.jpg

Shit, is this in the movie? I need to see that.

**Pirian** · 2010-02-10 11:53

Originally Posted by Egon

Quoting the old testament is like quoting the laws we had under England.

Yet ministers seem to do it all the time, funny how that works huh?

**Andarvi** · 2010-02-10 12:00

Originally Posted by Egon

Quoting the old testament is like quoting the laws we had under England.

Its all the word of god, who are you to decide what divine word is legitimate and what divine word isnt?

**Atreides** · 2010-02-10 12:09

jews etc

**Correction** · 2010-02-10 12:16

Maybe Egon meant 'quoting any part of the bible is like quoting old bullshit laws America shouldn't care about anymore.'

More fun with google maps

http://tinyurl.com/ycq8qa6

Click 'street view' and point it west.

**Acturus** · 2010-02-10 12:18

Originally Posted by Andarvi

Its all the word of god, who are you to decide what divine word is legitimate and what divine word isnt?

Sup?

**Egon** · 2010-02-10 12:18

Originally Posted by Andarvi

Its all the word of god, who are you to decide what divine word is legitimate and what divine word isnt?

If you actually knew the stories in the Bible, you would know that Jesus decides what divine word is legitimate.

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