Na, he was serious.
Then I got wooshed, but it's ok because...
http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/y...boop/woosh.jpg
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How about now?
ALSO YOU BAW YOU LOSE.
SPOILERS ARE HERE IF YOU DONT WANT TO CRY DONT LOOK.
Probably will make you depressed.
Spoiler: show
Awesome
Doesn't change the fact that coffee tastes like ass
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very underwhelmed by the depressing dump.
Also I can so pat my head and rub my stomach.
So that's why they say americans can't drink coffee.
I wish I could hate page 97 off the internet
Jesus christ, it was spoilered, with a big fucking warning. Quitcher bitchin.
Spoiler: show
You'll only be depressed if you're a big fucking pussy.
Best acronym-band of recent years:
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