Woman problems BG Help!

[Jodwahh]

She's full of shit holmes, stick to your guns and just flat out blank the bitch if she calls again. Or you could go down the considerabley more ebil yet fun plan of flat out saying "bitch, we ain't together anymore, you want to tell me your problems then you should only say shit when you come up for air from sucking on my cock." Either one of these solutions will work 100%.

[kuronosan]

So about 30 minutes ago I was sleeping like a baby and woke up to my phone ringing, I didn't bother to check and it was the ex-gf. She called saying the guy wanted to have sex with her but said she wasn't ready and so I kept replying with "ok" and "alright". Kept going on saying how he thought she done it already and she wasn't ready over and over. Other than that I said that I had to go and so she got off the phone then.

Wtf do I do with that. Didn't have to go, I just wanted to go back to bed but couldn't

If she calls you again tell her that it isn't your problem now that she's broken up with you. That's if you even bother picking up the phone.

[Kyo]

Good lord at that bitches nose, is that where she hides her jewgold, other guy, that chick is cute, but dont fuck with her anymore, be done with her, lying is not allowed.

[Mamimikun]

Your a back pocket boy if things dont work out with this new dude she likes she will come running back just let her go once it hits her like a bag of brinks you will already be moved on and not care

[Kyo]

I still cant get over how huge that bitches nose is.

[saracrow]

So about 30 minutes ago I was sleeping like a baby and woke up to my phone ringing, I didn't bother to check and it was the ex-gf. She called saying the guy wanted to have sex with her but said she wasn't ready and so I kept replying with "ok" and "alright". Kept going on saying how he thought she done it already and she wasn't ready over and over. Other than that I said that I had to go and so she got off the phone then.

Wtf do I do with that. Didn't have to go, I just wanted to go back to bed but couldn't

She is looking to you to be the friend she needs in this moment. She is nervous and scared about having sex for her first time. She is confiding in you because of everyone, she trusts you the most to discuss what is clearly a sensitive subject. But it seems she fails to see how such an intimate issue could stir up worse feelings for you, possibly even betrayal. In the grand picture, and i hate to say this because it makes me feel old... but after being married for 7+ years, if there was ever such a strong imposing question that i needed someone's advice on; the person i could trust the most would be my husband.

So if she is coming to you for this advice she either still has strong feelings for you and hopefully will wake up one day and realize this, or she cannot be empathetic to the people close to her.


Here is my Maury response:
If she keeps calling you, when you feel the way you do about her, you will only get yourself hurt more. You either need to have a clean break from her where you can start your own healing process, or she'll drag you down by making her new love life part of your life, which is completely dysfunctional and poisonous to your own health and well being. You should ask her why would she want your advice on this, tell her how it makes you feel. Let her know it is unfair of her to drag you around like this.

[Arrmani]

Dear BG,

She wrote me a letter and wanted to hand it to me, but I had my dad take it and tell her to leave before I got home. She keeps leaving me voice mails about how she needs me, even as just a friend. I want the crying to stop, but shes very persistent. What should I do?

PS: Do I read the letter?



Shit I answered the phone.

[Jicent]

Dear BG,

She wrote me a letter and wanted to hand it to me, but I had my dad take it and tell her to leave before I got home. She keeps leaving me voice mails about how she needs me, even as just a friend. I want the crying to stop, but shes very persistent. What should I do?

PS: Do I read the letter?



Shit I answered the phone.

yes and post it on BG.

[Wakabo]

yes and post it on BG.

Facebook and email too.

[Jodwahh]

Stop being such a soppy bastard and tell her flat out that seeing as you where together for so long you don't want to be her shoulder to cry on. Simple as chap. You really need to do this man. And post the letter on BG.

[Misterjingles]

HOLY FUCK TOUCAN SAM JUST FOLLOW YOUR NOSE.

God damn that thing took up my phones screen.

[Melchiah]

Uh yeah no. Her ass looks like it takes up half her body, has zero tittage, and if you painted her face white she'd be a dead ringer for michael meyers in the halloween movies. Move on, be proud of the fact you did, bang better bitches.

I am quoting this because in our youth, we rarely have the ability to recognize wisdom when it deigns to visit us. This is wisdom my son, pay it heed. Remember what wisdom looks like, so that next time you see it, you will identify it correctly.

[Arrmani]

She sat outside in her car for like half an hour. I told her I wasn't coming out and to stop calling me. Then she started sending me voice mails and texts saying she just wanted to have sex and be friends. I told her to fuck off.

Also, I don't have a scanner and long letter is loooooooong. Tl;dr she's sad, she wants me, and she might kill herself.

[Jodwahh]

If she didn't put out when you where together she won't magically start putting out now.

[Melchiah]

She sat outside in her car for like half an hour. I told her I wasn't coming out and to stop calling me. Then she started sending me voice mails and texts saying she just wanted to have sex and be friends. I told her to fuck off.

Also, I don't have a scanner and long letter is loooooooong. Tl;dr she's sad, she wants me, and she might kill herself.

Whoa whoa whoa now, hold the fucking presses. This is a situation that if you are capable of detaching yourself from any emotional committment, that you should take advantage with considerable fucking gusto.

If you can manage to turn off the "I love you" switch, and instead just pound her ass into hamburger meat essentially for free, then you have a good thing going there.

[antihero]

tell her to put up or shut up

[Guitarman]

Its a bad picture I guess. I thought she was pretty, and she was cool either way. She keeps trying to talk to me, and I really want to tell her she isn't getting another chance, but I've just been ignoring everything like BG advice said.

I'm just trying to make you feel better about yourself, man. Everyone's got their own taste in women. What i say i say out of experience. I used to be a huge fucking doormat for women. I'd bend over backwards and do anything to keep them around. It was disgusting. Now i actually have a set of balls and realize no woman is worth all the trouble. I'm trying to keep you from making the same mistakes i did and turning yourself into a huge pussy.

[antihero]

http://i46.tinypic.com/i73q61.jpg

Yup. Bitch got married. XD

Never really noticed before, but she's got a damn fivehead.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5996/2d8f1vlb.jpg

[Edgie]

Arrmani make sure you bag it up if you do decide to fuck her, been she is the dishonest type, cant trust the bitch.

Wakabo you need to either stop picking up the phone or tell her straight up, I dont want to hear any of that shit so stop trying to talk to me.

[Arrmani]

Whoa whoa whoa now, hold the fucking presses. This is a situation that if you are capable of detaching yourself from any emotional committment, that you should take advantage with considerable fucking gusto.

If you can manage to turn off the "I love you" switch, and instead just pound her ass into hamburger meat essentially for free, then you have a good thing going there.

I don't think I can. Its hard enough to keep telling her no, but I don't think I'd be able to if I'm seeing her just to fuck. We were both virgins before we met. Also, if I can get over it, I know there's a few girls that will give it up for me with a little effort. Right now I still feel weird thinking about it.

Arrmani make sure you bag it up if you do decide to fuck her, been she is the dishonest type, cant trust the bitch.

Wakabo you need to either stop picking up the phone or tell her straight up, I dont want to hear any of that shit so stop trying to talk to me.

I'm sure shes only cheated once, because when we were dating she was almost always with me. I didn't like it, but I knew where she was at all the time. She told me she used a condom when she did, and I believe her 'cause she only let me not use them afterward.

Hmmm after typing that out, maybe she didn't use a condom with the other guy and could be pregnant. This will be an interesting few months I guess. She is on BC, but just started a few weeks ago. I guess there's always I mean falcon puuuunch.