Idiot waitresses get nothing from me

[Cream Soda]

So, I'm at Winghouse last night. Of course, I order the spicy fried chicken sandwich. When I order my sandwich, this bitch says "curly fries or onion rings?" I say onion rings. When the check comes, I see the onion rings did not come w/ my shit as implied, and were an extra $5. Needless to say, this bitch got no tip from me. Don't try to be slick on a nigger. I paid w/ card too, so i had to write in the tip of $0.00.

[Colenzo]

maybe she didnt know

[Kyo]

Maybe she was an idiot and deserved what she got.

[Cream Soda]

She knows now.

Shit was funny too because my friend and his gf were sitting across the table from me and they saw the look at my face when I got the bill. He was like what's wrong and I said I got charged 5 bucks for onion rings. He turns to his gf and says "hurry let's get to the car before she comes back"

[Howard Roark]

when you left it said:
­ 0.00


when they're done it'll say:
10.00

[Cream Soda]

when you left it said:
­ 0.00


when they're done it'll say:
10.00

Nah, cause it gives you two lines

At the top it says what you were charged, then you add the tip, then you write the total.

Shit would be pretty obvious forged if the 1 isn't in my handwriting and then the 13.24 was crossed out and replaced w/ 23.24

I also wrote the $ VERY close to the first 0

Edit: Just double checked my statement, lol. Yea, I'm good. She's lucky I didn't punch her in the face tbh.

[Brill Weave]

You don't fuck with a man's onion rings.

[Howard Roark]

shoulda manned up tbh

and no, I don't mean punch her in the face -- I mean get that 5 off your bill as well as tip 0

just sayin

Spoiler: show

or you coulda pooped on the table in true Cream Soda style

[Cream Soda]

If she didn't get the tip from my friends already (they paid cash), I would have pocketed that on my way out the door.

[Zalius]

god dammit cream soda you are like the fucking poster boy of keepin it real gone too far

[Mertron]

You have no idea what you're talking about. Waitressing is a hard job. These women bust their ass.

[Mertron]

Waitressing is the number one occupation for non college graduate women. It's the only job that basically any woman can get and survive on. The reason is because of their tips.

[Mertron]

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[BadKarma]

http://www.sternplanet.com/boards/im...est_violin.gif

well played.

[BadKarma]

and by played

[BadKarma]

i mean the violin

[Colenzo]

:/

[Mertron]

damn it he says 'make a living off of', not 'survive'.

self fail

[Cream Soda]

god dammit cream soda you are like the fucking poster boy of keepin it real gone too far

i get this a lot

[Colenzo]

throwing shit on people when you are taking a shit, keeping it real