Idiot waitresses get nothing from me

[Woozie]

I once ordered Chinese food and the guy jumped off the porch and sped off in his car when I handed him a 20 and asked for my change.

[Senoska]

I've had waitresses take tips from large bills as well. Tipped 0 when I had to wait an hour for my food and it made me late for where I was going. Not only was the food late, it was fucking cold. I went back to the same restaurant a few weeks later and ordered a bubble tea with my dinner and they didn't bring the tea until I was walking out. "Do you still want this?" they ask. "Will you still charge me for it?" Of course they were, shit was still on my bill.

[Mizango]

I once ordered Chinese food and the guy jumped off the porch and sped off in his car when I handed him a 20 and asked for my change.

lmao. I visualized Jackie Chan flipping off your balcony and into an already moving vehicle and speeding off, man that sounds awesome lol.


"Me chinese, me play joke..."

[Woozie]

There was this other time where I ordered food from this wings place nearby and I wasn't going to tip the guy because I was broke, but he showed up to my door with a gun and I was scared not to tip him. Apparently the place he works for doesn't even let their drivers deliver in my old neighborhood unless they have a gun, for safety reasons. I don't know if that's legal or not, but I really don't blame him.

[Mizango]

See none of that has ever happened to me. Then again I have no problem whatsoever telling people to take something off my bill or refusing to pay for it. Im not an ass but I keep tend to keep it too real from time to time in my real world dealings.

I never ever send food back, but there have been MANY times where either my food or my wifes food will be cold or something and I simply have them remove it from my ticket. Never once had anyone tell me "no".

[Senoska]

Bet he gets good tips..

[Dmitry]

Don't delivery drivers make most of their wages from tips? Wouldn't blame him for trying to get them

[Mizango]

There was this other time where I ordered food from this wings place nearby and I wasn't going to tip the guy because I was broke, but he showed up to my door with a gun and I was scared not to tip him. Apparently the place he works for doesn't even let their drivers deliver in my old neighborhood unless they have a gun, for safety reasons. I don't know if that's legal or not, but I really don't blame him.

Ive had that happen a few times too lol. When pizza or Chinese is delivered to Hidden Valley they do walk to the door with a gun. They also always send a black dude to deliver or they call back and make sure its a legit house and make you walk outside and pick it up.

I guess having 3 pizza men killed in that neighborhood puts you on edge.

[Mizango]

Don't delivery drivers make most of their wages from tips? Wouldn't blame him for trying to get them

Keep that in mind the next time you get jacked by a brother. "Shiiii dawg, I gots mine".

[Woozie]

See none of that has ever happened to me. Then again I have no problem whatsoever telling people to take something off my bill or refusing to pay for it. Im not an ass but I keep tend to keep it too real from time to time in my real world dealings.

I never ever send food back, but there have been MANY times where either my food or my wifes food will be cold or something and I simply have them remove it from my ticket. Never once had anyone tell me "no".

Every time I go out to eat, if I complain about the food they'll usually offer to take it off the bill without me even having to tell them to do it. It's happened to me at two different places. I usually give pretty good tips when they do this.

I'm sure there's plenty of bad services places around here, but I don't eat out enough to have encountered any. I usually go out to eat with my friend, who already knows what places have good service and which doesn't.

[Woozie]

Ive had that happen a few times too lol. When pizza or Chinese is delivered to Hidden Valley they do walk to the door with a gun. They also always send a black dude to deliver or they call back and make sure its a legit house and make you walk outside and pick it up.

I guess having 3 pizza men killed in that neighborhood puts you on edge.

I wouldn't go to Hidden Valley in anything less than an armored vehicle and a bodyguard with an M16.

[Dmitry]

Keep that in mind the next time you get jacked by a brother. "Shiiii dawg, I gots mine".

My town's too small for that

[Mizango]

I wouldn't go to Hidden Valley in anything less than an armored vehicle and a bodyguard with an M16.

lol

[Qalbert]

I wish I had a picture of it, but I was eating out with a friend and the service was absolute shit and whatnot. The bill had three lines: tip, total, signature. He signed the total line "fold tip to signature" like in mad magazine causing it to say "fuck you". Then he left it on the table and we walked out before she saw it leaving us to imagine her reaction.

[_chuchu]

I wouldn't go to Hidden Valley in anything less than an armored vehicle and a bodyguard with an M16.

fucking lol how did i miss this

[Chun Liroy]

See none of that has ever happened to me. Then again I have no problem whatsoever telling people to take something off my bill or refusing to pay for it. Im not an ass but I keep tend to keep it too real from time to time in my real world dealings.

I never ever send food back, but there have been MANY times where either my food or my wifes food will be cold or something and I simply have them remove it from my ticket. Never once had anyone tell me "no".

If I were a small white woman, I'd be afraid of a big black man and comply immediately too.

You're lucky you didn't get arrested for not providing a tip, mah nig.

[Klaatu]

I heard this black joke and thought it was funny.