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  1. 2009-12-26 00:41 #21
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    it would be a great victory
  2. 2009-12-26 00:41 #22
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    Morning after drunken sex isnt so hot tho, so you need to squeeze that shit in asap.
  3. 2009-12-26 00:42 #23
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    why I think kyo lying and I'ma get donkey punched.?
  4. 2009-12-26 00:42 #24
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    Although sandy if you have a fat ass I must see said ass.
  5. 2009-12-26 00:42 #25
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    The guy is going to get some ass, why would he donkey punch you.
  6. 2009-12-26 00:43 #26
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    I am personally a fan of big donks.
  7. 2009-12-26 00:43 #27
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    I don't have sexy black fat ass donk or w/e I have flabby cellulite ass not attractive.
  8. 2009-12-26 00:44 #28
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    If you can make that shit jiggle reverse cowgirl, kyo can work with it.
  9. 2009-12-26 00:44 #29
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    That's real mother fuckin talk.
  10. 2009-12-26 00:44 #30
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    fuck if I know wtf
  11. 2009-12-26 00:47 #31
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    I was reading yesterday if you rub used coffee grounds on cellulite while showering, it smooths it out or some shit.
  12. 2009-12-26 00:47 #32
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    maybe it'll do the job!
  13. 2009-12-26 00:48 #33
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    Im just sayin it cant be all that bad, as long as its not hairy and it has a little shake to it, we can make this work.
  14. 2009-12-26 00:51 #34
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    Just go treat him to a suck and fuck and enjoy the fruits of your labor, both parties will be pleased with the outcome.
  15. 2009-12-26 00:52 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Also, DRUNK ON THE INTERNET LOL
    LOL
  16. 2009-12-26 00:53 #36
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    Yo Sandy, I know I'm a dick to you sometimes and whatever but like, I'ma be straight up with you. If you go suck your mans dick to wake him up, I swear he will be all up on you in a second. Well maybe after you finish doing what you're doing but yeah you get my point. Go do it.
  17. 2009-12-26 00:54 #37
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    Odon obviously knows what the fuck as well, its like the perfect wake up surprise.
  18. 2009-12-26 00:54 #38
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    klkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that'll be like 3 hours from now bet I won't even be drunk anymore fail sauce
  19. 2009-12-26 00:56 #39
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    Go knock him the fuck out, wake him with smelling salts and then suck his dick, its pretty much the same thing, except with a small headache.
  20. 2009-12-26 00:57 #40
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    Calling bullshit.
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