Getting wood while wearing skinny jeans hurts

[Day]

feels good man

[Day]

well that works

[Shiroikage]

Those things like, they stick their dicks in you man, and they change you

lol

[Shiroikage]

I am on medium 'cause first time I played on hard, I thought the controls sucked and hence never had enough ammo.

Now it's kind of easy and I just tear shit apart with the plasma cutter or maybe the line gun for those tiny shits that crawl on you but I still walk across rooms with my back against the wall if I see a vent.

[Kuya]

feels good man

No. No it does not, sir.

[Kuya]

Max upgraded line gun is hella balls to the wall awesome ya hear my nigs fuck bitches yo

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, probably would rock face but I love stasis + my cutter.

[Shiroikage]

Got max damage cutter, max upgraded stasis.

[Kuya]

Okay, i gotta go fight necromorphs. brb

[Shiroikage]

I am tempted to do the same, but food is more important atm.

[Day]

you on PC shiro, fucking mouse sucks, i spent 3 hours trying to fix my mouse issues

[Kuya]

Omg i need food too, brb for a lot of things

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, I'm on PC. I was going to use an Xbaks controller, but I just cleaned the bearings on my mouse and upped the sensitivity a ton and I'm used to it now. I use a trackball so it is a bit different.

[Day]

yeah everyone said xbax controller worked well with PC. shitty ass mouse controls, who the fuck runs their QA dept. someone with an xbax controller plugged into the PC that's who.

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, I got lucky finding good settings, but, goddamn, I was about to plug in an xbix controller.

[Day]

and like the mouse when controlling the guy doesn't match the mouse when you have menus up, shits ping ponging around light speed like trying to click on save or soem shit, then necrophag jumps out at you and dude swangin his gun like he's 87 yrs old or something. idk. i got over it but man, no one had that issue at testing? I mean really now. REALLY.

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, I don't know how the fuck those controls came to exist. Menu is a bitch to navigate, thank god you basically never have to go in it when you're actually being attacked.