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  1. 2009-12-27 22:32 #1
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    How do I get my girlfriend to stop telling me how to drive?
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    By not driving in the kitchen
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    The real question is how does she talk with your penis in her mouth?
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    It's funny that a woman would try to tell you how to drive, being that she can't drive herself.
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    Travel with her in the trunk from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    It's funny that a woman would try to tell you how to drive, being that she can't drive herself.
    Like a child or a nigger telling me how to vote
  7. 2009-12-27 22:35 #7
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    Its really funny because she really can't drive... LOL!
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    this has been fun and all, but
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    this has been fun and all, but
    NAY THOU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    By not driving in the kitchen
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    Give her one upside the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith View Post
    How do I get my girlfriend to stop telling me how to drive?
    "If you tell me how to drive one more time, you don't get in the car."
  14. 2009-12-28 00:13 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith View Post
    Its really funny because she really can't drive... LOL!
    Wait. Hold up. If this is really true and she doesnt even have her license or anything, bitch needs to be smacked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Wait. Hold up.
    hey
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    True story, back in my high school days I had my girlfriend sitting in the passenger seat of my car with two of my friends in the back.

    She said I drive like shit, to which I replied it's better than walking.

    She said no, walking is better.

    I pulled over a half mile from where we were going and told her to get out and walk.

    We broke up when she finally arrived.
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    by the way ladies, I'm still single.
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Wait. Hold up. If this is really true and she doesnt even have her license or anything, bitch needs to be smacked.
    Exactly.

    She is starting to piss me off and its to the point where all of my turns have to be perfect and I need to be at least 20 car lengths behind the person in front of me for her to not say "Watch out you are going to hit that car". Once I was making a U-Turn and got a tiny bit to close for her comfort and she started saying "Watch out" even though I had full control of the car.

    UGHHHHH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    True story, back in my high school days I had my girlfriend sitting in the passenger seat of my car with two of my friends in the back.

    She said I drive like shit, to which I replied it's better than walking.

    She said no, walking is better.

    I pulled over a half mile from where we were going and told her to get out and walk.

    We broke up when she finally arrived.
    RATE UP
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