People of BG, I must know!

[Odesseiron]

Okay so I was at work today wondering...

Let's say you are at work and you have to take a shit. Some people refuse to use public restrooms, but I am in an office, there aren't many men in the office, and it's cleaned every day, so whatever. I gotta shit, I'm gonna shit.

Let's say particular shit is pretty nasty. Problem. You're at work, so you can't hop in the shower and get fresh and clean. What do you do?

1) Wipe as best you can, as much as you can, even if you're seemigly wiping for 5 minutes.
2) Just pull your drawers up and say fuck it.
3) Wipe as much as you like choice a, but then since you can't shower... grab some paper towers wet them in the sink and proceed to wash stank feeling ass, thus feeling much more satisfied until you get home and can shower.

Which do you pick? Or if there is a forth option, feel free to share.

[Seanr]

3, i do that sometimes even when at home

[_chuchu]

Where is the floor option?

[Kyo]

Well if Im in the office and Im probably not going to try to pull pussy from said office more than likely I wipe like a champ and then carry on.

[Ryko]

I do 3 all the time anyway.

[Odesseiron]

Thank you for picking choice 3, I feel much more normal now.

[_chuchu]

I do 3 all the time

[_chuchu]

1 takes too goddamn long

[Zalius]

I do 3 all the time anyway.

robots dont poop

[Conrad]

What the fuck, people shower after they shit? Do you do it all the time?

I've never had a shit so bad that couldn't be fixed with TP and necessitated a shower afterwards. Is that like a normal thing or something?

[Zalius]

What the fuck, people shower after they shit? Do you do it all the time?

I've never had a shit so bad that couldn't be fixed with TP and necessitated a shower afterwards. Is that like a normal thing or something?

asshair changes things, but thats usually more of a grooming problem than a wild uncleanable fecal problem

[Kyo]

Well the average human shits every 22 hours, so you could hypothetically shower afterward. Ive only ever had to shower after a shit once tho, and thats when I got food poisoning, that was a fun day...

[Ryko]

robots dont poop

I'm a robot now?

[Seanr]

asshair changes things, but thats usually more of a grooming problem than a wild uncleanable fecal problem

.


cept when the hair is growin back that shit is itchy

Wet tissue feels pretty damn nice though...

[Zalius]

I'm a robot now?

the fuck do you mean now

[Ryko]

Well I didn't know I was previously so this is all new to me.

[Qalbert]

yeah since 2000 or so all the humans are dead
rumor is we used some sort of poisonous gasses

[Zalius]

Well I didn't know I was previously so this is all new to me.

how could you miss the signs

[Zalius]

FOR GODS SAKE THE DOOR HANDLE TURNED RED

[Drunknmunky]

What the fuck, people shower after they shit? Do you do it all the time?

I've never had a shit so bad that couldn't be fixed with TP and necessitated a shower afterwards. Is that like a normal thing or something?

I have two toilets in the bathroom one to piss and take a shit and the other one to clean your ass after you take a shit. Also, you should always carry baby wipes.

My answer is 3.