damnit

[Qalbert]

So I'm taking a piss and out of nowhere get struck by three violent sneezes in a row. Trousers soaked, piss all over walls and floor.
Fucking hell.
Anyone else have disastrous pissing stories?

[Shojin]

Nope, just you.

[Qalbert]

;_;

[Woozie]

So I'm taking a piss and out of nowhere get struck by three violent sneezes

I got this far before I busted out laughing. Never happened to me before and I hope it never does.

[Daahan]

One time in junior high I was in detention and I had to go pee, so I went to the urinal and took my wang out and I didn't really hold it up with my fingers just kind of let it fall. All the piss ended up hitting a crease on my jeans and it looked like I had peed my pants (and I technically did).

Luckily, I was wearing a flannel shirt that I took off and wrapped around my waist. Looked goofy but the school was empty because I was pretty much the only one in detention and Mrs. Conejo didn't really ask.

[_chuchu]

Ms Bunny? lol