Pointers for a virgin?

[antihero]

it's like climbing a mountain, at the bottom, it's wide, find him a good fat chick and let him go from there

[AoE]

Don't tell her you love her.

[Mugmug]

As Buckethead said, start off with a fat chick. Work your way up from there.

[Kurokikaze]

So according to this thread...

Step 1: Lick it.
Step 2: Finger it.
Step 3: Stick it.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.

[thetruepandagod]

Foreplay is mainplay.

[Qalbert]

I'm a virgin.

[Qalbert]

It doesn't count if you pull out right?

[AoE]

SPILLING THE SEED?!

[Qalbert]

Yeah I know, every sperm is sacred and all that, but I want to save my virginity for someone special.

[SephYuyX]

Yeah I know, every sperm is sacred and all that, but I want to save my virginity for someone special.

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[Khamsin]

Are we talking how to get the girl in bed, or what to do with her after? If it's about sex, nothing we say can help. Anyone'll be nervous their first time and probably make it blatantly obvious they're a virgin.

As far as getting the girl, hit up a dating website or something. Go on a few dates, act normal, don't actively try to get them in bed, just let whatever happens happen. Some dates will have no interest, some will. The one's that don't like you don't matter, there's always more. Out of the ones that like you, gauge their interest in you and, if appropriate, ask if they want to head back to your place to watch a movie or something.

With a bit of practice, it'll get easier to tell when they'll be receptive to more than just friendly conversation. Start off nonchalant and don't crowd her, but if you sense she's open to cuddling, slide closer and put your arm around her. Go from there. But it's absolutely important to take whatever ground you can, when you can. If she wants to cuddle, but you don't make the move, she'll lose interest fast. If she wants a kiss, but you don't give her one, it's over. If she wants to ride you all night long, and you send her home, you won't hear from her again. But if you make those moves when she's not ready yet, it's also over. This is all about your people-reading skills. They'll let you know what you can do and when, if you know how to read them.

Last thing you want to do is act like you need pointers. Just be normal, and accept that you'll be going through a few girls before you get one that wants more. Don't dwell on the ones that don't, and don't worry about if the one you're with will want it. If she doesn't, someone will. So there's nothing to be nervous about.

[BadKarma]

Also, blow a nut about 10 minutes before doing the deed. It helps. Trust me.

[Jodwahh]

1. Get him to sort his pubes before he gets in there. I've yet to know of a single man that likes an untamed bush, be a gentleman and return the motherfucking favour. Going into battle prepared is half the battle won.

2. Bitches love confidence. Cliche'd but oh so motherfucking true.

3. Learn what the clit is and learn to love what it can do for you. If you don't feel comfortable working the clit is then gentley gliding a bitches hand towards it will let her know whats up and that yours comfortable with her sexuality.

4. The g spot. Research it, know what it is, it is your friend.

5. Btches love confidence.

6. Take some fucking responisbility fopr the contaception. Rubbers count. Any type of bitch can say she's on the pill, crazy bitches wont be.

7. Foreplay. Erogenous zones = Nipples, ears, inside of the thigh (but not the pussy, the thought of you inside them is almost as good to women as being inside them), just above the pubis. Can't stress this enough. The mind is a wonderous sex toy.

8. Confidence if I didn't mention it already.

9. Duration, therw's a number of methods for not popping your load early. Some people recommend thinking of nasty shit, baseball, Price Charlies missus'. I'm a big fan of rolling my eyes upwards like I'm trying to see the top of my skull. Say what you will, do what you will, no lady likes a man to pop his load early.

10. CONFIDENCE. failing that, being drunk. Both and/or either works.


Hooyah the 10 commandments of first time sex.

[Seanr]

Also, blow a nut about 10 minutes before doing the deed. It helps. Trust me.

It helps sometimes... but sometimes you can miscalculate on the time, and it renders previous effort ineffective. And Sometimes, pussy is just completely different from palm, especially if its the first time.

[Jodwahh]

Also, blow a nut about 10 minutes before doing the deed. It helps. Trust me.

This too falls into going into battle prepared.

[Iku]

Date another virgin and pretend you are experienced. Btw, being confidence helps.

Or pay 150 bucks for a craiglist whore and work your way up to the food chain.

[Jodwahh]

Or pay 150 bucks for a craiglist whore and work your way up to the food chain.

Lol this also falls into going into battle prepared.


Notice a theme here lol.

[Ukiyoe]

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. He isn't broken. There is no need to fix him.

^ this.

[BadKarma]

^ this.

Who criticized him?

[Jodwahh]

Naivety at it's finest. So lets say someone who's a virign save's himself to get married. He finally meet's the right person, stumbles through foreplay then completely neglects his wife's pleasure through nervousnous. Sure it's not his fault, but him wife is a nice chick and doesn't want to say anythings wrong. For the next 5 years he stumbles through sex, consistently displeaseing his wifey, never having the experience to find out what he's doing wrong. Eventually the wife cracks, just looking for a decent fuck and starts to shag the postman. DO YOU WANT HIS WIFE TO FUCK THE POSTMAN YOU EVIL BASTARD. Man, some people make me sick.