Pointers for a virgin?

[AoE]

Calm and assertive

[#686578]

Okay, here's an escort agency I actually visited in my town after I broke up with my girlfriend of three years.

http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_portfolios.htm

Which one did you use?

[Cream Soda]

also watch dbz. chicks dig it

[Jodwahh]

the word confidence doesnt fucking mean anything. stop saying it. the actual effect of confidence is the process of BEING experienced, of having seen the situation enough times to be able to predict the outcome.

your goal isn't to look confident, your goal is to know what the fuck to do. youre never going to know what to do if you dont practice or get any experience in. you have to start and understand the mechanics of the process. it isn't failing, its learning.

the confidence isn't whats attractive, its what the confidence implies.

i have no sympathy for anyone that never realizes this for themselves.

Bitches love confidence just reads better than Bitches love the implacations of confidence though lol.

[shepardG]

1. Have this guy scope a girl for a month or two....
2. Have him bring here back to your "house" with your other "mates".
3. Run a Train with him as the Caboose.
4. ???
5. Profit.

[Plow]

Women like fresh meat, so if he tells a chick hes a virg before they do the deed, I'm sure she'd be more than willing to guide him. Just don't put crazy pressure on this guy cuz then you're going to freak him out & potentially cause him to not perform well when he finally bones a chick.

In all seriousness you shouldn't be rushing this guy to stick it in a chick any way. Bitches are crazy.

This whole time reading this I was like holy fuck none of these guys understand what the hell they're doing/saying at all.


And then I was like "ok finally a dude with a clue."


And then I was like owait.

[Zalius]

from the short experience ive had with sets id say her brain is at least 50% man

[AoE]

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[thestalkmore]

Also, blow a nut about 10 minutes before doing the deed. It helps. Trust me.

DO NOT DO THIS.

[thestalkmore]

the word confidence doesnt fucking mean anything. stop saying it. the actual effect of confidence is the process of BEING experienced, of having seen the situation enough times to be able to predict the outcome.

your goal isn't to look confident, your goal is to know what the fuck to do. youre never going to know what to do if you dont practice or get any experience in. you have to start and understand the mechanics of the process. it isn't failing, its learning.

the confidence isn't whats attractive, its what the confidence implies.

i have no sympathy for anyone that never realizes this for themselves.

Everything about this post...

[Talus]

Everyone is different. Accept any advice from people with a grain of salt, because what turns on one person doesn't always do the same for the next (i.e. some girls like slow & shallow, some like to be pounded, some like it rough, etc).

One thing you can accept is the first time will most likely be short and awkward.

My universal tip for anyone, virgin or not, is if you are getting positive feedback (moans, "yes... yes... oh god yes" and similar stuff), do NOT change what are you doing. Keep doing it. If you are in the "sweet spot" so to speak, it's a good place to be, don't switch up what you are doing. Talk a little during, don't be a mute.

Addendum to talking: if you're a guy, don't ask a) if it was good for her OR b) if she came. Nothing good will come of that line of questioning, no pun intended.

[Aksannyi]

People also need to stop taking sex so damn seriously. I mean in a way, yes, it's a very serious thing, but you can laugh at yourselves when something funny happens or when things don't go the way you planned. Also, the less you elevate sex to being this 'omfg amazing thing' the better it will be, fucking relax and just do it.

[Jicent]

Just be confident if you want to talk to a girl you dont know do do some cheesy line, the
best way to introduce your self is "hi my name is...". Also I try to be funny and silly with out looking like I am trying for instance say you are walking with her put your arm out like you are escorting her. Girls seem to love that shit but anyways good luck man and don't get yourself down if you get rejected there are always other girls around.

[Zalius]

i dont think you honestly understand the social pressure, biological drive and feeling of necessity associated with sex in young men. some dudes can liberate themselves from the process, some dudes cant. the ones that cant have to get better or settle for whatever they can find. the ones that liberate themselves, well, they dont get laid very often, or they get laid the most. its funny how that one works though

[Jodwahh]

How has no-one mentioned sticking it in her pooper yet.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...t_trollcat.jpg

[SephYuyX]

Isnt that where youre normally supposed to put it in?

[Jodwahh]

Yeah, while screaming SUPERMANS COMING IN DRY. Sirius, women totally love it.

[Warudo Ecksu]

from the short experience ive had with sets id say her brain is at least 50% man

this makes my advice the best

[Folant]

Fart, it eases the awkwardness.

[Mr. Flippy]

all you need to know about picking up girls you can learn from this man right here

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