Pointers for a virgin?

[Kilhart]

Pickup lines are dumb. If the girl actually starts talking to you, you're fucked if you have no actual personality to speak of.

[Thiefami]

Pickup lines are dumb. If the girl actually starts talking to you, you're fucked if you have no actual personality to speak of.

please do not council him ...hes probably better off on his own than taking advice from any of you tards. Then we have to go through undo, and dispel all the stupid crap he's heard and train him how to do it right any how. COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

[kuronosan]

I'm classifying all of your future posts under "retarded fucking moron".

[Thiefami]

I'm classifying all of your future posts under "retarded fucking moron".

i'll make sure to give a shit

[Francisco]

Hit that quit that.

Ram it, cram it, slam it, bam it... but most of all, cam it.

People will pay good money for a live show.

[SephYuyX]

Memorize all perform all of these positions.
http://www.manafont.org/0004/1262139920731.png

[kuronosan]

i'll make sure to give a shit

I'm sure you don't give a shit, but telling this guy that people who, you know, actually get pussy on a regular basis shouldn't be listened to makes your dipshittery show.

I don't really care if you give a shit or not, but telling someone to ignore good advice is shitty advice.

[Thiefami]

lol sir, porn is not real

[Jodwahh]

So sort your pubes, know what the G spot and clit are and do and know what erogenous zones are is bad advice. Shit my bad, next time I get laid I'll be sure to dread my manbush, flail my cock about wildly and lick her face. Roger.

[vagus]

http://www.xvideos.com/video237488/n...y_like_a_champ

[Kilhart]

Memorize all perform all of these positions.

Reverse cowgirl is all you need

[Venga]

Wow sorry i only just checked back to this thread again. Good discussion going on!

A couple of things. He isn't ugly, nor fat or spotty. I personally put it down to lack of talking to girls which a few people mentioned.

Also sorry if i implied he was "broken". Didn't mean that at all, just figured if he was good enough to be honest so may as well try to help him out and BG usually has some good answers.

[matt4684]

When fumbling in the dark, don't accidentally stick it up the butt

[Nitsuki]

Memorize all perform all of these positions.
http://www.manafont.org/0004/1262139920731.png

you know, if he's anywhere near fat or the girl is fat, more than half of these positions are almost impossible.

[AoE]

So much rage in this thread.

[Thiefami]

you know, if he's anywhere near fat or the girls is fat, more than half of these positions are almost impossible.

He's that much closer !

[Abandon]

Seph can try to remember those all he wants; he's no better off than the person this thread is about, silly virgin. Whores are a bad idea, he needs to get it on his own. If you guys have to resort to paying for sex, find a cliff and jump. You're pathetic.

[Jodwahh]

Most men pay for sex whether the currency is drinks at a bar, dinner in a resturant or a night in hotel. Never used a hooker myself but imo theres an admirably honest quality to the whole thing.

[Abandon]

"Hi, I can't get sex from anything walking.. please help me! I'll give you money, just help me!"


Go die, that's pathetic.

[Thiefami]

You guys are crazy. He's a virgin? It's simple. Take him somewhere, fix his wardrobe, and teach him how to talk to/ approach women. Problem solved.

Really the best advice in this thread, only other thing is to not sound too rehearsed. Your appearance is pretty much 100% It is also very important to feel comfortable in the clothes you are wearing. Also try specialized events versus typical mating grounds. Maybe an art fair, or wine tasting, or perhaps a beer fest, or yoga ..just somewhere a little more casual and intimate than a cold dark club or a house party where you may find someone of general interest to talk to. If your main goal is to bone stick to the clubs and house parties. Eventually a sad girl with an image problem that has had too much to drink will stumble upon you.