Pointers for a virgin?

[wipers]

When everyone is an expert no one is one.

[Penthesilea]

This isn't about pointers for a virgin, but if the sex was really good, sometimes I start laughing and can't stop after blowing a load.

It's not everytime, maybe 2 times a month, but I dunno how the chick on the other end is feeling when I burst into laughter.

[Deadgye]

Lick it before you stick it.

You gotta lick it, before we kick it, you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it.

[AoE]

This isn't about pointers for a virgin, but if the sex was really good, sometimes I start laughing and can't stop after blowing a load.

It's not everytime, maybe 2 times a month, but I dunno how the chick on the other end is feeling when I burst into laughter.

You do that shit too? lmao

[dejet]

You dont have to do much to help someone. If he can have fun and not have sex with every woman he sees, there is nothing wrong with that.

Its the same if he plays games all the time (like I use to) do what my friends did, take him out. Does not have to be to clubs and stuff. Go to a party, bowling, in school clubs(if you are a college student)

It is not your job to get him laid, as a friend you should just be having fun with the guy. Going to clubs will in time bring him closer to woman.

meh I was almost 20 when I had sex for the 1st time, so take that as you will.

Thats what my friends did when they saw i was not really hanging around. I found my first real girlfriend in a class. Studying and what not.

[Mr.T]

Well here I am asking BG for help. I thought I'd post this here, even though it's not for a virgin but I didn't feel like making a whole new thread about it so sorry if I'm hijacking this one, but I don't think there's much more to be said about the OP's situation.

The "problem" is with my roommate. I say "problem" because this guy is basically a chick magnet: when we go out he just sits at the bar drinking and girls come to him. The point is he always turns them down. He's a pretty good looking guy, dresses really well, works out and takes pretty good care of himself overall but just to give you guys an example of what he's like this is what happened like two hours ago at a bar: a girl walks up to him and asks what's a dog fight (a shot they serve in this bar, I have no idea what's in it). It was clearly just an excuse to start chatting, and his answer was "I don't know, the night you were conceived?". Before you even ask, the girl was pretty attractive, on a scale from 1 to 10 I'd give her 7.5. When I ask why he acts like this he just laughs and changes the subject.

This guy is one of my best friends, but he's kind of a loner and doesn't have a lot of friends but he's really smart. I always thought the best thing to do was just to let him do his thing and not interfere, but it hasn't worked at all so far and it really kills me to see him like this. He's had a pretty tough life with a fucked up family situation etc., and I realize his problems probably run deeper, but I think a girl is just really what he needs.
I guess basically what I'm asking is what would you do in this situation (or what you've done if you have already been there).

[EternityEnd]

He's gay.

[Mr.T]

He's gay.

Should've seen this coming.

I forgot to add I know for sure he's not gay, he's even had guys hit on him. Also ex girlfriends etc.

[Kilhart]

Sociopath?

[Jodwahh]

His comeback to that girl coming up to him was legendary lol.

[Demisses]

Made me laugh too.

As for the friend... nothing is wrong with him just leave him alone lol. For all you know he could have a warehouse filled with women so there is no need for him to pursue more.

[Jodwahh]

Made me laugh too.

As for the friend... nothing is wrong with him just leave him alone lol. For all you know he could have a warehouse filled with dead women so there is no need for him to pursue more.

ftfy

[Demisses]

haha perfect! Everything makes sense now.
Next bg dude with girl/friend with girl troubles!

[Khamsin]

..just somewhere a little more casual and intimate than a cold dark club

Clubs are definitely not cold. I'll give you dark, though.

[willriker]

You can always get your friend to try and hunt down a girl who shares the same interests as he does. When starting off, this will help to calm his nerve's. He will become more comfortable, therefore more confident, when talking to the opposite sex. Lets face it, talking is the most important part. If he can't hold a conversation with a chick, hes dead in the water before he can even begin to tire out his tounge eating pussy. So, learning how to carry on a conversation with a woman.

Have him chat up chicks about FFXI. Theyll be swooning over him, especialy if he has a relic. Because, having a Relic shows that he are not afraid of commitment. It also shows how loyal he can be, in this case to a particular job. Having multiple 75 jobs shows patience. Being in an endgame shell shows her that he can deal with Squares bullshit, so her brand of bullshit wont be any sort of issue for the likes of him.

She will be able to take away alot about your friend. All good things. And he will be able to easily hold a conversation about the topic. Building confidence to talk to other women and other topics.

[Aksannyi]

That...you can't possibly mean that shit. I mean, first paragraph was somewhat solid advice. After that, though ... wat?

I'm sure that you're just trying to troll or something, but lol wow.

[AoE]

LOL I read the first paragraph thinking it was something I definitely agreed with then TL-DRed myself until I saw Aksannyi's post.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Have him chat up chicks about FFXI. Theyll be swooning over him, especialy if he has a relic. Because, having a Relic shows that he are not afraid of commitment. It also shows how loyal he can be, in this case to a particular job. Having multiple 75 jobs shows patience. Being in an endgame shell shows her that he can deal with Squares bullshit, so her brand of bullshit wont be any sort of issue for the likes of him.

i lol'd. solid advice right here

[willriker]

hehehe

[Elesirdur]

Have him chat up chicks about FFXI. Theyll be swooning over him, especialy if he has a relic. Because, having a Relic shows that he are not afraid of commitment. It also shows how loyal he can be, in this case to a particular job. Having multiple 75 jobs shows patience. Being in an endgame shell shows her that he can deal with Squares bullshit, so her brand of bullshit wont be any sort of issue for the likes of him.

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