So, there's this girl...

[Titanss]

you people act like you have never cheated.. jc just because someone does it once doesn't mean they will do it in every relationship.. get a fucking clue

[Zalius]

youre willing to be the one that fucks up that kids life?

[Francisco]

Well, I was looking to brainstorm.

Applying the "it ain't sex if you pull out" hypothesis, I could give her more than she's getting, but not quite everything she needs, several times.

And then play the waiting game.

Smartassery aside, I doubt I'd touch her as long as she's married anyway.

She either doesn't have a ring, or at least never wears it to work.

I'm more pissed at the fact that I was thinking she wanted to leave this guy, as has obviously been hinted at, and was laying the tracks on the other end - and now this douche is trying to pre-empt me, by... being a douche.

[wipers]

Tell her to put the kid up for adoption and move in with her.

[The Blackrose]

You have the upper hand. You can step back, watch this douche's douchery blow up in his face and have some popcorn to go with it.

[Francisco]

Tell her to put the kid up for adoption and move in with her.

She hung up on me. Fuck.

Spoiler: show

(jk)

[Qalbert]

you people act like you have never cheated.. jc just because someone does it once doesn't mean they will do it in every relationship.. get a fucking clue

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I believe that the core of any legitimate relationship is being loyal to each other. So no, I haven't cheated. If someone will cheat on their husband and father of their child, I think it stands to reason that they might be willing to cheat on a boyfriend. Perhaps it is you who should get a fucking clue.

[Correction]

you people act like you have never cheated.. jc just because someone does it once doesn't mean they will do it in every relationship.. get a fucking clue

Yeah that first unwanted pregnancy carried to term and marriage were just practice runs. She'll get it right this time around, fo real.

[Baelorn]

Its all in your head, she's just being nice.

Probably not. In my experience married women flirt more often(and more directly) than single women. It's pretty fucked up lol.

And as someone who has dated two married women...stay away. Never ends well(no shit, etc).

[wipers]

The only thing that would make this better are some pics.

[Abandon]

Not gonna go into depth, I'll just say this. If you ever wanna see a man hellbent on murder, fuck with his family. If you do it, you better make damn sure he doesn't find out. I'd kill you.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Probably not. In my experience married women flirt more often(and more directly) than single women. It's pretty fucked up lol.

And as someone who has dated two married women...stay away. Never ends well(no shit, etc).

Well now that I think about it, you are probably right. Being restricted to one person, the temptation of flirting, its just too great! and sooooo exciting.

[Francisco]

The only thing that would make this better are some pics.

Not going down that road... except that she's half white, half asian - in all the right places.

Edit: To clarify a little, she's 22... had the kid and got married at 19... so you can probably imagine what that's like (and no, I'm not using that as justification for anything)...

[The_OG_Nelta]

Not going down that road... except that she's half white, half asian - in all the right places.

Pics wouldn't hurt..

[Hex]

Months of working with someone and you never noticed a ring? First thing I look at on a woman, her ring finger.

Second, drama is drama. Sometimes it won't be drama for you but drama for her that you helped contribute too. Usually it's trouble that's not worth it in the end. Sometimes it makes for hilarious conversation 10 years later but doubt this would.

Also, Married women or women engaged in a relationship tend to flirt and want this type of attention a lot. It's hollow and meaningless because you're just different than what she goes home too every night and she's not happy with that so naturally something different = happy. At least in their warped minds.

[Mizango]

Not gonna go into depth, I'll just say this. If you ever wanna see a man hellbent on murder, fuck with his family. If you do it, you better make damn sure he doesn't find out. I'd kill you.

Listen to my man right here. Take it from someone married and with a child, I would pull a Denzel and 'Man on Fire' you, your mother and your whole goddamn family if I were this guy.

Not sure if anyone has played the HAcoreRD card yet but goddamn, yall dudes are off the chain.

[Headspace]

The tightrope movie?

[Qalbert]

Listen to my man right here. Take it from someone married and with a child, I would pull a Denzel and 'Man on Fire' you, your mother and your whole goddamn family if I were this guy.

Not sure if anyone has played the HAcoreRD card yet but goddamn, yall dudes are off the chain.

real talk up in this bitch

[Francisco]

Months of working with someone and you never noticed a ring? First thing I look at on a woman, her ring finger.

I'm guilty of being too dense to check usually, but she didn't have one.

Pics wouldn't hurt..

I've seen horrible things happen when people post pics of people on the internet without them knowing about it. I'd rather fuck the wives of every linebacker in the NFL and deal with those consequences.

She somewhat resembles this girl...

http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spi...89449_full.jpg

[zoobernut]

Edit: Francisco answered the question.