This weed is too sticky

[Kiro]

Also. That is a sexy looking plant. White Rhino right?

[Penthesilea]

nah did it more than once, the first time i got good and fucked up, but later i felt like i couldnt breathe. that then happened every time.

then the people i was smoking with found out i was hiding a chocolate bar in my hoodie and the war was on

I got reaaaaallly high one night, thought I choked on the sammich I just made. Checked the clock. 2 minutes passed since I thought I choked. Checked the clock, 4 minutes. Ok I should be passing out already. 10 minutes, holy fuck I've gotta have a world record for holding my breath.

Found myself still checking the clock every 15-20m to see my record time.

[Kiro]

I remember one time.. I got high mad. Like, raging pissed off. I smoked waaay too much and I ended up having a horrible HORRIBLE high. I thought the people living above me were killing each other, I kept hearing screams and thuds and shit. Was a bad fucking night.

Never get high when you're angry.

[BadKarma]

Also. That is a sexy looking plant. White Rhino right?

Yes. Sir.

[Qalbert]

where does one acquire this sticky weed

[Qalbert]

my current weed is not sticky and my posters keep falling down

[Kyo]

I came in it.

Same page.

[Killgannon]

Kiro, I think I want to marry you ok? ok good. (I'm basing this solely on you cooking with cannibutter.)

I wished I lived alone, I'd be growin my own no super chronics around here that i have access too and it makes me sad )

[Charismatic]

Same page.

Great minds

[Killgannon]

And then when you realize your grinder has different chambers you get the amazing surprise of opening up the bottom one and finding a fine green powder that smokes like an angel's pubic hair.

I'm sitting on some bubblegum, lifesaver & white rhino right now. ARGH CAN'T WAIT TO SMOKE!

Kif is wonderful yes. top off a bowl with it sometime people who havent, even from middies, it will knock you out. this stuff is mainly the crystals you're trying to smoke anyways so its pretty killer

[Ansems]

Kiro lets have a smoke-off.

[Ansems]

you bring your best weed and I bring mine.

[Kiro]

Civilizations would crumble.

[Trauma]

daves not here, man

[Zalius]

BRIEF BACKSTORY:

so, jr yr of high school this dude transfers schools to my high school. not only that, but this guy gets landed in FIVE of my classes, so i end up seeing the guy a lot. im a lo-pro smoker so i didnt want to ask the guy if he smoked for a while. i asked him and he said he's tried it and liked it but he didnt really know where to buy or anything like that.

fast forward 2 months, im smoking with this guy and walking to school every day (i could drive at the time, but smoking+walking is fucking awesome). he turned into a badass like literally overnight, it was great. quiet dude too. guy is a genius in terms of not getting busted too, like seriously prepared for every situation. one time he busted eye drops out of one of his shoe pockets (we were both dry, ran into someone with bud and smoked with them out of the blue).

anyways, the important (current) events. this guy has fucking BUD now. he works with medical, recreational, and the dankness. his girlfriend is a bud scientist and they make tons of crazy ass shit (mixes, new strains, new strains with mixes, new mixes with new strains with mixes, etc). i had this idea in high school a LONG time ago to take a pinch of every bud that i smoked and keep it in a giant reservoir jar and only smoke it with true homies and keep it hidden from everyone else, and he is actually living it out and its great, i intend to follow suit in the future (legal in CA by 2015 mark my wordz)

now, i have smoked some SERIOUS shit with this guy. i dont think im the proski of pros right now, but i can handle my thc. ive had some stuff that was borderline shroom high, some stuff that made me feel like i was travelling backward even when i was walking, stuff thats made me understand parts of music ive never understood before, and stuff that is just super super super super chill, like the mellowest i've ever gone without losing any reflexes or intelligent reaction time. his bud ALWAYS fucks me up by bowl 2.

its funny though cause he gets all mushy when he's high about how i changed his life and shit. everytime i just give him a "son, i did nothing. mary did this to you. thank her, not me"

the people of the world, they dont understand
just what mary has done for man

[Zalius]

also, im moving in the fall and changing to vaporizers only. not bs vapos either, im getting a volcano or that crazy turtle shaped one

[Kiro]

Weed friends are great.

[Kiro]

Zalius don't waste your money on a Volcano. Vaporizers are just industrial heat guns with fancy shit around 'em. You can MAKE them for 90% less.

[Zalius]

the problem is that all of the homemade vaporizers ive ever used are totally difficult to use and not as practical or effective as most of the higher quality ones that ive seen. that and working with exploding shit is scary dog

[TheShadyMan]

hey guys I do weed too let's talk about it except im poor and looking for a job so i can't afford it nor can i smoke in case i need to drop for a job so life is pretty shitty