"gary, you only have 5 days to live"
"what'chu talkin' bout willis?"
It's going to be a shame if his life is cut short. His comeback was just starting to get bigger.
lol i see what you did there...too soon ;/
A true giant amongst men.
All your little jokes have failed thus far.
Gary Coleman has been pronounced dead. Trying to find an article but i just saw it on the news.
msnbc and tmz are both reporting it. if it was just tmz I'd be skeptical, but yeah. I think it's solid news at this point.
what'choo talkin' bout, st. peter? R.I.P. little man.
Such a big loss.
Seriously though, it's too bad. He had a rough life.
it's sad to see a life with such giant potential cut so short.
...Wonder if he actually beat his wife. Heard he had a short temper.
no need for such a short temper. grow up, man.
You guys overuse word play way too much here.
It stopped being funny a long time ago.
this isn't meant to be ground-breaking humour, dude. it's not like I'm trying to sell these jokes to Conan O'Fucking Brien here.
Not sure if real, but;
http://kotaku.com/5550406/gary-coleman-dies
Gary Coleman is dead.
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Nevermind, real. He was admitted into the hospital last night I was told.
in all honesty it's pretty sad. but his life was fucked already, as far as I've heard anyway. truly a case of someone being at rest.