NFL Wild Card Weekend: The Real Week 17

[Rem]

He is a novice in the ways of the Orton. NO ONE in the NFL gets shit faced and pulls more bitches in the club than Kyle. At least Miles parties with a shirt on and with tons of bitches.

Miles is a mere mortal which insures he'll come up short while getting smashed and pulling bitches. Arms are too short to box with god, etc.

Also that bitches ass is like a box, no form.

[Devolver]

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/w...s-austin-3.jpg

bleh

Edit: I would still plow them though. Because I'm an easy fuck.

[Rem]

Wonder what stone hands is thinking right about now...

He's looking for some fresh limestone to eat.

[Devolver]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/2/6/...les_austin.jpg

Might be old, but I lol'd. I'll stop for now.

[Stiker]

That'll do donkey, that'll do.

[Mizango]

Miles is a mere mortal which insures he'll come up short while getting smashed and pulling bitches. Arms are too short to box with god, etc.

Yeah man.

He's looking for some fresh limestone to eat.

LMAO

http://images.quickblogcast.com/2/6/...les_austin.jpg

Might be old, but I lol'd. I'll stop for now.

I've yet to see that one haha. I like Miles though, except for his stupid RW interpretation when he gets a goddamn first down, shit is annoying.

[Stiker]

I've yet to see that one haha. I like Miles though, except for his stupid RW interpretation when he gets a goddamn first down, shit is annoying.

Everyone on the Cowboy's is doing that celebration, but Roy Williams and it's fucking funny as hell.

[Devolver]

. I like Miles though

I do too actually, which has come around throughout this year. Seems like a guy I would want to have a beer with, which is odd, because I find him to have one of those preppy boy, my-shit-don't-stink looks. But talent is talent, and its hard to knock that.

[Soa]

If there's one thing you can say about the Eagles in the Reid/McNabb era, its that they are predictable as fuck.

Every year they have at least 2 extremely shitty games ala the Raiders/Cowboys games.

Every year they go on a roll at the end of the season after getting off to a slow start.

Every year they've made the playoffs they've won their first game.

Every year they lose in the NFC Championship game (practically).

And every time they have an embarrassing loss like they did against the Cowboys last week they come out with an amazing performance the next game. Every single time.

Its entirely possible the Cowboys blew their load last week, and overconfidence and complacency will cause them to lose their focus and the game. Not to mention everyone in the world expects them to make the Super Bowl now. Can they handle that kind of pressure?







Cowboys 38
Eagles 3

[Cephius]

i swear, austin looks a lot like A-rod, I think it's the eyes

[Devolver]

i swear, austin looks a lot like A-rod, I think it's the eyes

Eyes/Skin tone, yeah. Fuck, can't unsee

[Mizango]

Everyone on the Cowboy's is doing that celebration, but Roy Williams and it's fucking funny as hell.

But see I hated Roy's bitch ass when he was in Detroit too, mainly because he was garbage. When TO was wrecking shit in Dallas I had to watch Patrick Crayton constantly posing and doing his best TO impersonation whenever he scored as well. It's like no one in Dallas is original at all, Miles is light years ahead of Williams in talent, stats and skill, he should make up his own shit and make Stone hands bite his dick on the rare occasion he catches a ball.

I get sick of his stupid ass UT celebration whenever he scores as well. You'd figure that after 7 years he's leave that stupid college shit behind. I wonder why Andre Johnson doesn't salute 'the U' every time he catches a TD. That is my only beef with Miles, I wish he would do his own shit.

[Penthesilea]

i swear, austin looks a lot like A-rod, I think it's the eyes

I've thought that all year. Could be the orange bronzer they both use.

[Rem]

LMAO

Seriously though, it wasn't the lights it was the nothing. It pulled the ball right out of his hands.

[Celeras]

Missed this thread somehow!

House money baby. Rookie Coach, rookie QB, injuries to our best players on both sides of the ball since the first half(Jenkins, Washington). Getting in this position at all exceeds expectations, lets see if we can surprise some people. I like our chances to win a few as long as the Sanchise doesn't have to attempt more than 15 passes.

[Cleverness]

Jets need to beat the Bengals...cause I stand to make a significant profit since apparently noone in a 50 mile radius of the closest Bookie has bet on them yet.

[Stiker]

Miz, you know I'm a TU hater as well. I can't stand that celebration; however, the bastard seems to only catch TDs these days...soooo I guess I'll take what I can get? >.>

[Stiker]

If there's one thing you can say about the Eagles in the Reid/McNabb era, its that they are predictable as fuck.

Every year they have at least 2 extremely shitty games ala the Raiders/Cowboys games.

Every year they go on a roll at the end of the season after getting off to a slow start.

Every year they've made the playoffs they've won their first game.

Every year they lose in the NFC Championship game (practically).

And every time they have an embarrassing loss like they did against the Cowboys last week they come out with an amazing performance the next game. Every single time.

Its entirely possible the Cowboys blew their load last week, and overconfidence and complacency will cause them to lose their focus and the game. Not to mention everyone in the world expects them to make the Super Bowl now. Can they handle that kind of pressure?







Cowboys 38
Eagles 3

This post is amazing btw, lol'd hard.

[Chun Liroy]

Missed this thread somehow!

House money baby. Rookie Coach, rookie QB, injuries to our best players on both sides of the ball since the first half(Jenkins, Washington). Getting in this position at all exceeds expectations, lets see if we can surprise some people. I like our chances to win a few as long as the Sanchise doesn't have to attempt more than 15 passes.

Jets are gonna get bounced. Hard. Considering Rex Ryan is cocky as ever. Beat the Bengals in a piss poor effort and now they're the best team in football and nobody should want to play them. I expect Bengals to pound that shit and sanchez to throw 4 Int.

[Melena]

lol wtf
my exact playoff picks and SB score...

Lawl, I wasn't even paying attention to other people's pics. Just had a few minutes during a break at work.