NFL Wild Card Weekend: The Real Week 17

[Nyx]

Nyx might be going to the Cowboys game, so that'd be NFC done lulz.

Yeah, I'll be there. We're putting my win streak to the test. I wish I hadn't missed the Chargers game this season, but such is life. Here's to hoping I don't witness my first loss since the 1994 Browns game. I'll try not to get as drunk as last week, so I can actually remember it, too.

i would like to see a picture of nyx getting bukkake'd by the eagles after they are finishing stingin the cowboys asses

That'll happen the day you spring a chubby and prematurely blow your load at the sight of Roseanne Barr.

See bitches in my sig, guys a pro.

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Spoiler: show

Ugly ass is ugly, I know. http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-con...yboy-bunny.png

Weird ass mouth or not, I'd get on my knees and beg him to let me do to him whatever the fuck he wanted.

[Stiker]

Before you bastards ban me, I wanted to toss out some interesting stats I discovered regarding Romo and the 'Boy offense this season.

Romo has passed for 300+ yards eight times this season. In those efforts, he is 7-1. Sub 300 yard games have lead to a 4-4 record.

Romo has only turned the ball over multiple times in three games and is 0-3 when he has done that.

The "sweet spot" as far as play calling balance seems to be somewhere around 55-60% pass in a game. In our 5 losses, we combined for 63.8% pass. Only one of those losses resembled any kind of balance: week 2 against the Giants (50% split), but if you remember Romo had 3 INTs and we had 2 more fumbles. Taking that game out, we are 66.8% pass in the other four losing efforts.

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[Deejay]

Other things I find funny in this thread: and Deejay talking shit despite his team being out of the playoffs.

Deej, I gotta be honest, your butt does sound a little tender right now.

Sorry, was in class all day. but at least my quarterback... sniffle..... got a ring!

Spoiler: show

and I'm still within the 3-5 year (depending on franchise) superbowl bragging period. so nya

[Plow]

I don't know how you can bet against the Bengals.


"I had sex yesterday,'' the Bengals receiver said. "With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

fuck, might have to change my sb pick


the spam thing is tempting... if you do $50 do you get the crap below it too?

[Tyche]

We could say screw the Dallas bannings and just make spam the sports forum for about 3 months or so.

[Plow]

Sports forum take 1: Vince Young Fan Club
Sports forum take 2: Disciples of Chris (Johnson)
Sports forum take 3: Tim Tebow gets more ass than you.

Hell make it 4 and we can let them have a Dallas Cowboys Hoedown.

[Fistandantilus]

I don't think any length of spam being renamed would be worth a week without Silentleroy.

[Weltall]

Sports forum take 1: Vince Young Fan Club
Sports forum take 2: Disciples of Chris (Johnson) ((Barry Sanders+1))
Sports forum take 3: Tim Tebow gets more ass than you.

Hell make it 4 and we can let them have a Dallas Cowboys Hoedown.

There we go.

[Tajin]

just make spam the sports forum for about 3 months or so.

Good idea.

[Chun Liroy]

I don't think any length of spam being renamed would be worth a week without Silentleroy.

Aww, you don't like me? *sniffle* my job here is done.

[Fistandantilus]

You suck at trolling, for some reason you think saying lulz a bunch makes a stupid comment funny. The NFL threads are basically a few people trolling everyone repeatedly, and you get in the way of the good ones by trying too hard and sucking at it.

[Chun Liroy]

Luv u 2 brah.
Anyone here will tell you that I'm completely serious.

Also: Lulz.

[Fistandantilus]

I'm not saying you're serious, obviously none of the trolls are serious. I'm saying that your trolling is shitty compared to the other trolls we already have. You try to be bold but aren't as clever as Miz, . You aren't adding anything original, and are rarely funny.

I'm not saying I hate you, but you just don't add anything to the threads ever, whether it be information like Tyche & Aki, or hilarious trolling like Miz.

Least you aren't Plow :/

[Chun Liroy]

Well I guess that's good then considering I just said I'm serious. In this thread at least, I 100% believe everything I post, I'm not trying to troll.

Edit: and even if I wanted to troll, Miz would smack my ass down harder than fistful of fury with Cowboy truth bombs.

[Fistandantilus]

Well, as I see it you're either a bad unfunny troll, or just really dumb.

Whatever the case, I'd enjoy a week of football threads without you and the lolboys posse.

[Tyche]

I need donation totals to see how much we have and how much we need. Noone has confirmed anything yet.

[Flarega]

I donated 15$

[Kyo]

Well, as I see it you're either a bad unfunny troll, or just really dumb.

Whatever the case, I'd enjoy a week of football threads without you and the lolboys posse.

[Fistandantilus]

Sorry Kyo, you and Stiker are ok ;x

[Kyo]

Not feelin the love but I'll take it :/