Scientists say dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons'

[Bikpik]

I've worked with the American Navy Dolphin team in the past, and the trainers would say they were just like little kids. When they were training them to search for mines, they had to watch them or they'd get lazy and hide under the boat, until they got called back for their reward, and they would look guilty when they got busted for just hiding.

[Pirian]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, anyone?

[Khajit]

Dr mcninja? Yeah,
This article is forgetting that dolphins are psychotic rapists though.
They have rape gangs where they rape female dolphins for hours, commit murder for fun, don't discriminate between species when it comes to rape so yes they do rape humans, in one instance killed a man it viewed as competition against a human woman, and recently they've begun making superpods of millions of dolphins all massing together for some unknown reason. Ill find the superpod link in a bit if i can.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_p2.html
http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-...-over-earth_p2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR9JX2fRk3c

[Klaatu]

...and they're great at disarming sea mines.

[Ksandra]

Dr mcninja? Yeah,
This article is forgetting that dolphins are psychotic rapists though.
They have rape gangs where they rape female dolphins for hours, commit murder for fun, don't discriminate between species when it comes to rape so yes they do rape humans, in one instance killed a man it viewed as competition against a human woman, and recently they've begun making superpods of millions of dolphins all massing together for some unknown reason. Ill find the superpod link in a bit if i can.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_p2.html
http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-...-over-earth_p2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR9JX2fRk3c

holy fuck this is awesome.

[Gargoyle]

Yep, good thing humans don't do anything like any of that stuff.

[Day]

So long and thanks for all the fish

[Kaylia]

Dr mcninja? Yeah,
This article is forgetting that dolphins are psychotic rapists though.
They have rape gangs where they rape female dolphins for hours, commit murder for fun, don't discriminate between species when it comes to rape so yes they do rape humans, in one instance killed a man it viewed as competition against a human woman, and recently they've begun making superpods of millions of dolphins all massing together for some unknown reason. Ill find the superpod link in a bit if i can.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_p2.html
http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-...-over-earth_p2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR9JX2fRk3c

That's awesome, almost scary.

[Monkor]

Don't forget, those fuckers dropped the bomb.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Enola_Gay.jpg

[Zeb]

/inafterMonkor =/
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/...erjpg-620x.jpg
/inb4anyone else

Has anyone seen a documentary about regular dolphin massacres in this one city in Japan? I think it's called "The Cove." Saw a commercial for it a while back and I kinda wanted to watch it but put it on the back burner. Anyone know if it is worth watching?

[Hex]

Wasn't there a King of the Hill episode where Hank gets violated by a Dolphin?

[Yuri-G]

call me a PETA fuck if you want but I actually agree on this one, to a point at least. with all the stories of dolphins rescuing humans at sea, not to mention some of the incredibly intelligent shit they can pull off, I'd feel pretty awful eating one or even just mistreating them. I've always thought dolphins were the closest thing to humans around (intellectually, not biologically).

now cows, on the other hand, just sit around and look stupid - thus I am fine with steak.

[Yuri-G]

Dolphins are one of the few creatures that have sex for fun, so yes Qalbert, you can fuck them.

they also masturbate! though lots of creatures do that... even porcupines.

[Pirian]

they also masturbate! though lots of creatures do that... even porcupines.

That can only end in pain. Didn't know porcupines were such masochists.

[Khajit]

Porcupines get on their hind legs and "do a sort of strut while urinating on the female" before sex. Masochism would only be the start in the animal kingdom.

[zoobernut]

Look up rut with reference to male goats during mating season. They do all sorts of gross stuff including peeing on their own heads and in their mouths as well as other things...

[Yuri-G]

ok that led me to search on google, where I found this:

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Goats-348...ats-pets-1.htm

that lady really needs to get a new hobby... I think she's a little too attached to her "boys." but it does show a goat who is in rut with sticky black pee all over his face.

[zoobernut]

That is disgusting. My wife has three female pure bred Nubian goats and the females do not smell but the males smell so bad I said we are not allowed to ever have the males. We take our goats out and get them bred off our property. The males stink so bad when they are in rut you can smell them from hundreds of feet away. And I would NEVER touch them when they are like that because the smell would not go away.

[sephir]

Don't forget, those fuckers dropped the bomb.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Enola_Gay.jpg

WHARE AND DORPHIN!? WHARE AND DORPHIN!? AHHHHHHHH

[archibaldcrane]

call me a PETA fuck if you want but I actually agree on this one, to a point at least. with all the stories of dolphins rescuing humans at sea, not to mention some of the incredibly intelligent shit they can pull off, I'd feel pretty awful eating one or even just mistreating them.

You'd think if they were so smart they'd avoid fishing ships.

Darwinism at it's finest if you ask me.