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  1. 2010-01-07 01:00 #21
    Kuya
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    Sera, you said 100%. This means that even people who aren't attracted to her sleep with her because of it.
  2. 2010-01-07 01:13 #22
    Mertron
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    I would prefer not to.
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    Honestly, the woman could stop at "wanna go back to my place" and the rest is insignificant.

    Well, unless she follows with "and watch me carve off your nipples with an ice pick?"
  3. 2010-01-07 02:05 #23
    Howard Roark
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    meow, I'm gonna need to see a pic of this chubby friend
  4. 2010-01-07 02:09 #24
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    she had me at woman
  5. 2010-01-07 02:09 #25
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    Would not work on me.
  6. 2010-01-07 02:10 #26
    Kyo
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    If she asked me what my favorite ninja turtle was, I'd fuck her brains out.
  7. 2010-01-07 02:16 #27
    richardd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    If she asked me what my favorite ninja turtle was, I'd fuck her brains out.
    man, you rock. ill tell you what, if she said donatello, id have her panties off in a few sec. he was always my fav cuz he had a stick
  8. 2010-01-07 02:24 #28
    Dezzimal
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    What is the definition of 'work'? Because I am incapable of turning down a viewing of Super Troopers, but capable of resisting putting my dick in a fatty.
  9. 2010-01-07 02:27 #29
    Darkslitter
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    I think you like purple richardd, and that's why you liked donatello
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    he was my favorite too, my name is David and he has a D on his belt. I was him for halloween one year, like a boss.

    TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER!
  10. 2010-01-07 02:35 #30
    Kyo
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    Fuck yeah donatello was my favorite too, lol. He was so under rated.
  11. 2010-01-07 02:51 #31
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    I liked that one guy that had the shell on his back, can't remember his name but he was good at fighting too
  12. 2010-01-07 04:01 #32
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    Depends really, I've never seen super trooper, although I hear it's good, but I won't sleep with anything
  13. 2010-01-07 06:16 #33
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    Michelangelo is where its at.
  14. 2010-01-07 07:58 #34
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    Sera is she 'just a little chubby' like you?

    Because that means she's fat as fuck.
  15. 2010-01-07 09:11 #35
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    100% success = she gets laid every time
  16. 2010-01-07 09:23 #36
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    Is she ugly? Why does she even need pick-up lines? How about this:

    "I'm a female. Wanna come back to my place and pound my vag?"

    100% guaranteed to get laid for any woman unless she's ugly/fat/has sores around her mouth, ass or snatch.
  17. 2010-01-07 09:34 #37
    Krye
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    Seriously though Sera, you dumb slut, all a woman has to do is ask and 99% of guys will tear that ass apart.
  18. 2010-01-07 10:03 #38
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    You had me at "she".
  19. 2010-01-07 10:04 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    You had me at "she".
    ^
  20. 2010-01-07 10:06 #40
    Mizango
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    Also, Raphael is the best turtle in the history of mutagen.
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