Friend of mine has been with a girl for about.. 4 years now, I think. She was pretty cute when they first got together. Had a little bit of chub but she wore it well.
Now she's got a double chin and sits on her fucking ass all day. I was over at his place for 2 weeks 'cause we both had vacation time and all she did, every day (besides go to work), was make like 3 packs of fucking ramen, sit on her big chair in the living room with her laptop right next to her on a little coffee table type thing surrounded by packs of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and watch fucking CSI & shit.
That's what she did. All day, every day, for 2 weeks.
I feel so fucking sorry for him, lmfao.
Bitch actin' like he knows me.
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Always give mad props to the new moms I see doing cardio by pushing their little kids in a stroller while they run. Shit is hella sexy, used to see it all the time when I was delivering pizzas.
I go to the gym with my girl. I keep a personal eye on that shit, fo sho
Could be much worse. I've seen people in that exact situation but their wives don't work and they got to deal with working/cooking/cleaning/kid(s) all by themselves. At least he's got somebody to take care of some of the bills. A lot of guys would kill to be in his situation because they can at least sneak out and get some ass and not have to worry too much about bills. Consider him a little luckier than most.
First of all, fuck yall. I'd possibly poke the first one... but the biggun? All Kyo.
White women are god's gift to me. I love them. They make my world go 'round. Without them, my life is incomplete. I worship the ground white women walk on. In fact, I worship the rain, that waters the grass, that grows in the ground they walk on. If there are 3 certainties in life, they are death, taxes, and me loving white women.
Miz and I are not on speaking terms today, and I already notified his wife as such.
However, I put fat white girls in the same category as niggagirls.
When I met my wife, she was about 98 lbs and wore a 0 in jeans. Granted, we were sophomore's in HS. Fast Forward a little over 9 years, marriage, and 2 kids, she's in 7's and weighs 135. That's more than me. A trend I've noticed with friends and such is the fat from the second kid is a bit harder to buck than the fat from the first kid. She was at about 150 about a month after the 2nd kid.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/05/health/05weight.html
Study Says Women With Mate Get Heavier
By NICHOLAS BAKALAR
Published: January 4, 2010
It is widely known that women tend to gain weight after giving birth, but now a large study has found evidence that even among childless women, those who live with a mate put on more pounds than those who live without one.
After adjusting for other variables, the 10-year weight gain for an average 140-pound woman was 20 pounds if she had a baby and a partner, 15 if she had a partner but no baby, and only 11 pounds if she was childless with no partner. The number of women with a baby but no partner was too small to draw statistically significant conclusions.
There is no reason to believe that having a partner causes metabolic changes, so the weight gain among childless women with partners was almost surely caused by altered behavior. Moreover, there was a steady weight gain among all women over the 10 years of the study.
This does not explain the still larger weight gain in women who became pregnant. The lead author, Annette J. Dobson, a professor of biostatistics at the University of Queensland in Australia, suggested that physiological changes might be at work.
“Women’s bodies may adjust to the increased weight associated with having a baby,” Dr. Dobson said. “There may be a metabolic adjustment that goes on when women are pregnant that is hard to reverse. This would be more consistent with our findings than any other explanation.”
The study covered more than 6,000 Australian women over a 10-year period ending in 2006.
At the start, the women ranged in age from 18 to 23. Each woman periodically completed a survey with more than 300 questions about weight and height, age, level of education, physical activity, smoking status, alcohol consumption, medications used and a wide range of other health and health care issues.
By the end of the study, published in the January issue of The American Journal of Preventive Medicine, more than half the women had college degrees, about three-quarters had partners and half had had at least one baby. Almost all of the weight gain happened with the first baby; subsequent births had little effect.
Also by the end of the study period, there were fewer smokers and risky drinkers than at the beginning, more women who exercised less and a larger proportion without paid employment.
But even after adjusting for all of these factors and more, the differences in weight gain among women with and without babies, and among women with and without partners, remained.
Despite the study’s limitations — weight was self-reported, for example, and the sample size diminished over time because people dropped out — other experts found the results valuable.
“It’s interesting and brings out some important points,” said Maureen A. Murtaugh, an associate professor of epidemiology at the University of Utah who has published widely on weight gain in women. Perhaps, she suggested, a more active social life may help explain why women with partners gain more weight.
“Think of going to a restaurant,” Dr. Murtaugh said. “They serve a 6-foot man the same amount as they serve me, even though I’m 5 feet 5 inches and 60 pounds lighter.”
The study included only women, but the researchers cited one earlier study that showed an increase in obesity among men who had children, adding further evidence that social and behavioral factors are part of the explanation.
Dr. Dobson said the finding of weight gain among all the women, with families or without, was troubling.
“This is a general health concern,” she said. “Getting married or moving in with a partner and having a baby are events that trigger even further weight gain.
“From a prevention point of view, one can look at these as particular times when women need to be especially careful.”
WTF. I'm 135 but I wear 9s if I want to feel skinny 11s if I want to be comfortable. I guess I have wider hips than her. Unless you are talking about jeans that fit above the hips. I don't know then. Never look at my work pants to see what size they are and thos eare the only ones that are that style.
Edit: I have always worn size 9s too even before 2kids, marriage, Army life, all that crap. I had a easier time getting the second baby weight off than the first. It's easy if you are working and have no time to eat (except small meals) but lots of down time to work out.
I did gain more weight with the first kids though. 80 fucking pounds. only 30 with the second. I was 120 before. I have yet to hit that again. This sugar and cream coffee I just poured down my gullet is not helping either. Owell 15 more to go....
Wedding Cake is the most fattening food known to man.
I would wear a 2. haha bitches.
I would think that being with someone would give you even more incentive to look good for them.
I know a lot of girls who have their kids and they just have this "oh well" attitude to how they look afterward, and they just use the "I just had a kid" excuse forever as they climb up in pounds.
Just because someone puts the same amount of food in front of you as your husband/boyfriend who is 60 pounds heavier than you, doesn't mean you need to eat it all. Most people (especially me) would complain if we went to a restaurant and they gave us less food because "You're so little!" Fuck that noise bitch, where's my steak? My mom used to have a problem with her weight until my dad started putting his hand on hers when we were out to eat to stop her from eating everything just because it was in front of her, and started working out together as well. My mom is in her 50s and weighs less than she did now than before she had her 4 kids.
From what I've learned and have witnessed, breastfeeding helps a lot with weight loss after pregnancy. I know it's not always an option after having a kid, but if your weight after pregnancy is a concern, it might be a good idea before slapping that bottle of formula in your baby's mouth. My buddy I spoke about earlier was 105 lbs before she had her kid and breastfed and is down under 100lbs now, looks better now than before she had her kid tbh.
If you want to get rid of the weight, you can, but just don't expect it to melt off by itself.
She wore 9's around thanksgiving, because we went shopping that weekend and my dad bought her a bunch of jeans, and the 9's were what fit. She started wearing them after christmas and they no longer fit, she had to go get 7's. I dunnoOddly enough, she's got a huge ass too. Maybe it's because she bought them at The Vanity or something.
Seriously most people just kind of stop caring after they get married. The hunt is over. There's nobody left to impress once those rings get tossed around.
Yea breast feeding is supposed to help as long as you arnt stuffing a donut down at the same time.
Kudos to your mom and father. It takes alot of support and love to do something like that