How

[BadKarma]

Also, got it off, washed my hands 4 times.

[Demosthenes]

rubbed his vagina fingers all up in my grill and that is how i learned vaginas can smell HORRID

WTFWTFWTF. YOU DID NOT FUCKING RETALIATE?

[BadKarma]

WTFWTFWTF. YOU DID NOT FUCKING RETALIATE?

I agree. I would have punched the swedish fuck.

[Rocl]

I didn't know what to do, he pinned me against a wall and rubbed his hand in my face. At first it was kinda hot, then I smelled it and went "NYUGH WHAT IS THAT" and he shouts back "SYDNEY'S VAGINA HAHAHAHHA" and I gagged and he ran off. Then I washed my face like forty times and scrubbed my hands until they hurt, and then ran a DAMN GOOD PRODUCTION ROCL FOR STAGE MANAGER OF THE YEAR '09

[Rocl]

tl;dr he was fast and I am a coward and I was too busy thinking how to get rid of the stench

[BadKarma]

Pussy. Cwutididthar?

[Demosthenes]

It's ok rocl, as long as your upper lip does not smell like Sydney, I'll make out with you.

[Rocl]

i have never smelled anything like that again in my life

[Rocl]

that sentence makes sense, ruminate on it

[Sol-Blackguy]

What the fuck is a whoopie cushion going to do?

It's a douche, you douche. Best I could do after searching through 50+ pages of guidos after looking up douche on google.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Nah girlie isnt fat. Also it doesnt smell like ass. Smells like, idk, it smells.

Did it smell like french fries?

You know how if you eat certain foods can make your body stink right? Well it works the same for women too, just much worse. I was with this girl on a date and we had Jerry's for lunch. I swear to god her cooch tasted like onion rings later that night. Not like it stunk or anything, but her pussy tasted like fucking onion rings. I did my best not to complain, but she gagged when I popped in her mouth and said my nut tasted rancid. Later on I found out how strong smelling foods can affect body and bodily fluid odor.

[Sup3rB4d]

Did it smell like french fries?

You know how if you eat certain foods can make your body stink right? Well it works the same for women too, just much worse. I was with this girl on a date and we had Jerry's for lunch. I swear to god her cooch tasted like onion rings later that night. Not like it stunk or anything, but her pussy tasted like fucking onion rings. I did my best not to complain, but she gagged when I popped in her mouth and said my nut tasted rancid. Later on I found out how strong smelling foods can affect body and bodily fluid odor.

I just ate some cheesecake, where the fat bitches of spam be at?

[Dmitry]

Stick fingers in her butt to get the smell of the vag off.

[Shiroikage]

It's a douche, you douche. Best I could do after searching through 50+ pages of guidos after looking up douche on google.

What the fuck is a douche

[BadKarma]

What the fuck is a douche

Its like a mini enema for a vag. Cleans it out lol.

[Seanr]

I like the scent of vaginas.. not smelly ones though.

[Shiroikage]

Its like a mini enema for a vag. Cleans it out lol.

are you really this retarded or do you just look that way

[BadKarma]

are you really this retarded or do you just look that way

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.


Can you count to potato Shiro?

[Shiroikage]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.


Can you count to potato Shiro?

man, what the fuck

[Rocl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.


Can you count to potato Shiro?

You're self potato-ing here