Can people be clinically happy?

[miokomioko]

On the last-post-by thing on the right of General Discussion said:

Can people be clinically...
Dense

I came here to say YES.

[Demisses]

ugh I get so pissed off on Facebook when this one friend posts.....the only thing he ever says :

" Well back at work after a week off, not a bad Monday its not to busy but i still cant wait to get home to my awesome family I love you family thank God for you"

and "I Love my little family, The kids feel a little better thank God! I love my Carin I hope she has fun hanging with the girls we love you mama!, took the kiddos to Sea Life Aquarium right next to Legoland they had alot of fun and were really good yay!! thank you God for an awesome day with the kiddos it was much needed."

He wasnt like this before he joined the marines. wtf did they do to him???

He is waaay too happy

[Meian]

I always figured people like that are just trying to get attention

[Demisses]

He never gets any comments. So its not working except to make me go wtf

[Max™]

You did what?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.c...he-marines.jpg

I joined the Marines.

[Cochise]

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...rd_simmons.jpg

Look at the crowd to find out what permahappy does to those around you.

It only works if your seen 1-2 times a year.

[Not Kuno]

Well if you get with her at least she'll never be dissapointed in bed.

[Talus]

Get her to read Schopenhauer.

[Gryffes]

Yes it's not like she left a country wracked by civil unrest and terrorism and is now presumably living in some sort of non third world country.

I don't see why that would make her happy.

[Khajit]

You're just weirded out because constant happiness doesn't fit your mind's definition of normal. Your brain is wired to feel so about anything/anyone whom strays from whatever your group defines as normal behavior.(eg if everyone pirates music/movies in your social group the one guy that actually buys them is automatically weird. and if you reverse than then the music pirate is the weird one)
Of course the human brain normally regulates happiness so that you aren't in a constant euphoria so this behavior is unusual.
The other option is that the constant happiness is reminding you about how non awesome your life is and you don't like that very much.

The whole "she might snap" theory is BS. The theory stems from horror movies (where little kids going psycho is to creep you out thanks to your paternal instinct being at odds with your normal ones that arise in horror situations) and Columbine. I'm sure you know all that stuff about the 2 kids being 2 nice people who were bullied. That was a lie. They were two gun obsessed douches who bullied the people around them and the FBI had the "nice kids" myth perpetuate until last year for reasons that escape me .
The human brain likes repetition so if anything happens with her "snapping" it's going to involve lots of candy and quite frankly she's more likely to hand out blowjobs for everyone than pick up a gun and start shooting.

[Haiko]

Is she hot? if so post pics.

[warc]

Theres already a pill for this.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ssant_drug_for

[Demisses]

It just seems so unlikely that there is someone that is always happy and never has anything to rant about. Then again I find the people that are constantly updating with "people are so stUpid" and "what a shitty day" just as annoying as the people that are constantly having a wonderful gay ol time.

[Rhinox]

I know a lot of people like the OP discribed the one thing in common is they are all followers of this guy

Spoiler: show

http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/...%20Osteen2.jpg

at least the ones I know.

[Khajit]

A young Tim Allen?

[Rhinox]

Close.

Joel Osteen.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

I mean it, she farts sunshine and pukes rainbows, and periods out the theme to Super Mario

I NEVER laughed so damned hard to a post on BG, ever.

[Demisses]

I wish I could period the Super Mario theme. Id be happy too and shitting up everyone elses face book with how blissful my period is.

[Titanss]

that would be so fucking awesome

[Zalius]

you just made a whole thread to tell everyone youre a hater