Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 67
  1. #21
    BG Content
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    15,609
    BG Level
    9
    Blog Entries
    101

    Waiting for the, "My friend tried to make a move on a professor, and is now facing disciplinary action from our university. Help me BG legal!" thread~

  2. #22
    okay guy I guess
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    24,339
    BG Level
    10

    waiting for titanss to say "I couldn't hook up with my prof, so its impossible"

  3. #23
    United States of Smash!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    8,818
    BG Level
    8

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    waiting for titanss to say "I couldn't hook up with my prof, so its impossible"
    Made me chuckle.


    So is there a reason why you feel the need to try to hook up with said teacher while she is still your teacher? Why not wait until after the class is done and approach her outside of school.

  4. #24
    Annihilation Banwave
    sprout sprout sprout
    2031 No.1 Draft Pick
    Pittsburgh Penguins

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    19,830
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Waiting for the, "My friend tried to make a move on a professor, and is now facing disciplinary action from our university. Help me BG legal!" thread~
    ETA: Two weeks. Who knew when she asked him to pass his ruler to her, she actually meant the ruler.

  5. #25
    Pandemonium
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    7,839
    BG Level
    8
    WoW Realm
    Cho'gall

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    waiting for titanss to say "I couldn't hook up with my prof, so its impossible"
    that'll do, I think we can close the thread now

  6. #26
    The Optimistic Asshole
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    29,740
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Tyche Six
    FFXIV Server
    Tonberry

    POIDH...She has to have some kind of university profile or a listing on ratemyprofessor or something.

  7. #27
    Conejita's Jolly
    Chaparrita's Dulce
    Trigger warning: Fuck your feelings.

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    7,075
    BG Level
    8

    Of course it can be be done. Although mathematically speaking (no pun) your buddy's chances are very, very low.

    It can happen if and only if (ha!):

    • Your buddy is Brad-Pitt-handsome.
    • Your friend is rich
    • She is vulnerable, read: previous boyfriend left her, personal tragedy, etc.
    • Your friend is smart, funny, has a plan, and semi-good looking.
    • Incredibly lucky.
    • She suffers from some sexual compulsive disorder.


    Good luck~

  8. #28
    A. Body
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    3,939
    BG Level
    7

    You really just need to get her out of the academic setting. I've had professors go out drinking with me before, so have your friend take his time, set things up by visiting during office ours to just chat, and then invite her out for a happy hour or something.

  9. #29
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    419
    BG Level
    4
    FFXIV Character
    Sirenia Severus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Siren
    WoW Realm
    Velen

    I would wait till the class is over.....but I would say the odds are stacked against you.

    If I was in her position I could probably get better than some pimply horny college student.

  10. #30
    Vacht
    Guest

    I have been dating my photography professor for 1 year jan 30th... I had to wait until i moved on to a diff school to really pursue anything, but shes a bit older than me.. professors are hot. nuff said.

  11. #31
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    429
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    Need pics of the teacher, you, and your friend. Because some of you don't have a chance with an ugly chick.....

    No offense to the OP though. Just saying a lot of dudes I've seen ask questions and advice on women
    in this forum just don't seem too high on the totem pole.

  12. #32
    E. Body
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    2,458
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    If porn has taught me anything, it's that this is very possible and maybe even routine. You have to make it clear that you will do ANYTHING to pass her class. Also I suggest doing something bad in class so that you will have to stay after and write something on the blackboard. Things will just happen from there.

  13. #33
    GATTACA!
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Posts
    25,823
    BG Level
    10

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio View Post
    If porn has taught me anything, it's that this is very possible and maybe even routine. You have to make it clear that you will do ANYTHING to pass her class. Also I suggest doing something bad in class so that you will have to stay after and write something on the blackboard. Things will just happen from there.
    lmao, this man speaks the truth

  14. #34
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    10,115
    BG Level
    9

    Quote Originally Posted by Electro View Post
    Need pics of the teacher, you, and your friend. Because some of you don't have a chance with an ugly chick.....

    No offense to the OP though. Just saying a lot of dudes I've seen ask questions and advice on women
    in this forum just don't seem too high on the totem pole.
    Or you just want fap material!

  15. #35
    Death by snoo snoo
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    22,117
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Syntax Error
    FFXIV Server
    Cactuar

    Ted reference was win, gj Miz.

  16. #36
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    429
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    Or you just want fap material!
    Teacher and hot? Yes, Please!

  17. #37
    Relic Shield
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    1,668
    BG Level
    6

    Its a trap!

  18. #38
    Bagel
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    1,357
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    I'm a PhD student who will in a year be teaching classes. I think your best bet is to drop the class and establish a relationship outside of the classroom. I'm married, but if I wasn't, I don't think I'd nail an undergrad. Just too much that could go wrong. Age difference can be pretty significant between a teacher and an undergrad (I'm 27, undergrads can be 18-19), but doesn't have to be. Hit that shit.

  19. #39
    Love-God among men.
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    3,580
    BG Level
    7

    A friend of mine had an affair with one of her professors for a year.

    That said, she was an attractive girl--not a pimply faced friend of a BG denizen.

  20. #40
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    8,032
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Odin

    That's like asking if u can flirt your way out of a speed ticket from a female cop. It's possible, but odds are it won't happen. Like many have stated, she's a women so your friend can give it a shot. But this might end up blowing up in your face. If your friend is so keen on it i would get to know her until the end of the class, then finish it after your final. Lol.

Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Cloned dogs(i can't come up with a better title, sorry)
    By Kuya in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 51
    Last Post: 2008-08-11, 11:13
  2. Can someone hook me up with a file?
    By Jerseyprophet in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 2007-02-01, 03:38