There was an earthquake in Haiti

[Qalbert]

I found a firsthand account of the carnage from an American living abroad, thought I would share.

"The first thing that I remembered was that nobody was screaming. I was knocked out when my home collapsed while I was running out. When I woke up, my chest felt like I had been stabbed. I found out later two of my ribs had been broken when the roof of my house fell on top of me. Nobody was screaming because there were hundreds, if not thousands, just like me. They were either too injured to speak or simply in shock.

Bodies were littering the street. There were parents crying over their children and vice versa. People were tearing through wreckage trying to find one another. I wanted to help, but I couldn't lift my arms without excruciating pain. I was coughing up blood every few steps, adding drops in the river at my feet.

A truck drove by and picked me up, taking me to a makeshift hospital along with dozens of others, crammed into a set of makeshift tents and given basic medical care. The poverty in the country was never more apparant to me than now. I knew this would be on the news by now, so I kept asking for a phone so I could call my mother. The landlines into the country were all down, I learned. We were completely isolated from the outside world.

In an amazing stroke of luck, a reporter for the AP was here, and he lent me his cell phone. I got through to my mother in the states and told her what was happening. As she listened to the story, my mom got scared.

And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said Fresh and there were dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought - nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel Air!
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8
and said to the cabby, yo holmes, smell ya later!
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

formatted differently, stands out, oh hey belair
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I found a firsthand account of the carnage from an American living abroad, thought I would share.

"The first thing that I remembered was that nobody was screaming. I was knocked out when my home collapsed while I was running out. When I woke up, my chest felt like I had been stabbed. I found out later two of my ribs had been broken when the roof of my house fell on top of me. Nobody was screaming because there were hundreds, if not thousands, just like me. They were either too injured to speak or simply in shock.

Bodies were littering the street. There were parents crying over their children and vice versa. People were tearing through wreckage trying to find one another. I wanted to help, but I couldn't lift my arms without excruciating pain. I was coughing up blood every few steps, adding drops in the river at my feet.

A truck drove by and picked me up, taking me to a makeshift hospital along with dozens of others, crammed into a set of makeshift tents and given basic medical care. The poverty in the country was never more apparant to me than now. I knew this would be on the news by now, so I kept asking for a phone so I could call my mother. The landlines into the country were all down, I learned. We were completely isolated from the outside world.

In an amazing stroke of luck, a reporter for the AP was here, and he lent me his cell phone. I got through to my mother in the states and told her what was happening. As she listened to the story, my mom got scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said Fresh and there were dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought - nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel Air. I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and said to the cabby, yo holmes, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/B].

[Qalbert]

so you are just retarded then?

[Qalbert]

also

[Diamicles]

so you are just retarded then?

still waiting on this answer

[Day]

yeah i made it obvious on porpoise guyz

[Qalbert]

Hey guys I found this poignant video about the earthquake

I made it obvious on purpose!

[Xno Kappa]

You guys are all assholes who need Jesus loving.

[Tajin]

lol

[Diamicles]

i think you're confusing funny with fucking retarded again

[quannum]

you keep your jesus loving away from my asshole

[Qalbert]

again zealot,

[Day]

YEAH HAHAH FUCK YEAH IT WAS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAT WAY SO THAT THE BEL AIR STOOD OUT BEFORE I EVEN READ IT MAN THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS HOLY SHIT TAKING NOTES. GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Day]

Yeah and Michael Jackson wanted an alien for a nose

[Chun Liroy]

And Lindsay Lohan became a crack whore on purpose. Wait scratch that... bad example.

Anyone wanna give me a play by play of the thread in general? Too lazy to log out.

[Day]

Haitians shaking in their boots.
Vajra trolls half of general again.
Zealot attempts bel air and looks retarded.
Lost of unfunny jokes/puns.
Some kick ass posts by Day.

[Kuya]

How many earthquakes does it take to screw into Haiti?

[Chun Liroy]

What kick ass posts by Day. Also did Vajra say anything about the Earthquake killing all the gays at all?

[Chun Liroy]

Saving face or looking dumb, either way it's retarded. This is coming from a retard so believe me, I know.

[quannum]

earth flu is pandemic

[Day]

What kick ass posts by Day. Also did Vajra say anything about the Earthquake killing all the gays at all?

My work is subtle.

I feel bad for them :X Is there an official refund site for donating yet?

Don't feel bad, it's not your fault.

It just had to happen to Haiti though, as if they don't already have enough problems.

Yeah, poor haiti.