Mother Earth Strikes Haiti

[zoobernut]

if they had to make a deal with the devil to get rid of the french they deserved it.

Seriously all they needed to do was make threatening gestures at the French and they would have folded like a warm fresh crepe.

[Xno Kappa]

Where's France now in all this mess!!!

Haitians should've just followed their heritage and folded over to Trujillo, at least their remnants would be a lot happier right now.

[Kuya]

I wonder where the whole 'french surrender' thing comes from, putting aside the whole americans being very militaristic and any nation that isn't is a pussy (see Canada), according to the american psyche anyway, even though most americans have no involvement in their military.

[Xno Kappa]

Cuz they always been pussies way before WWII! Name one time the French have won a war?

[Kuya]

lol

[Jodwahh]

Even that was only a draw.

[Chicomagiko]

The French Revolution is possibly the only "war" they've won...considering their opponent was also French..I don't think it counts.

[Qalbert]

They won the French Revolution.

saying the won the french revolution is like saying you belair'd properly.
aka a load of shit

[Qalbert]

Quick poll: Assuming belair is funny, is it funnier when it is seamlessly integrated into your post, or when it is formatted all different and very obvious?

[BerenTebogo]

Clearly it was funniest when Carlos Mencia first invented it.

[Xno Kappa]

It was obviously retarded when you refuse to change the format.


Dumbass...

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Clearly it was funniest when Carlos Mencia first invented it.

Stealing jokes from a guy that steals jokes? Nigga please

[ZarakiKujata]

Clearly it was funniest when Carlos Mencia first invented it.

You would steal jokes too if George Lopez constantly cock blocked you from becoming the most famous Chicano standup evar.

[Kuya]

I wonder how many loans are being offerd to Haiti right now, and how totally unbelieveably moderate those rates are.

[aduidarnenye]

Why would I waste my money? The most of it will probably been taken by corrupt politics there anyway. There are are people with problems everywhere. Even in your own country. Isn't that crazy? People usually just walk by them, but when some disaster hits, or kids from another country are starving people are happy to donate. Who cares! We've got our own shit going on. Think they would lift a finger if something like that were to happen to the US? Fuck no. Everyone would probably be dancing in the streets. Me? Not donating a penny to this. Yeah yeah, I'm a terrible human being, whatever. /yawn.

I sent USD $25 to the Red Cross for Katrina. I'm not American.

[Cyn]

The French Revolution is possibly the only "war" they've won...considering their opponent was also French..I don't think it counts.

Well they did go out a few years later and conquer a pretty hefty chunk of Europe, maybe that counts?

[Mayareira]

http://www.militaryfactory.com/battl..._victories.asp

[Kuya]

http://www.militaryfactory.com/battl..._victories.asp

Well yea, France has been around fighting wars for over 7 centuries, so it is silly to see Americans talk about victories when their nation is little over 300 years old. Ah, the arrogance of youth.

[Orden]

I expect my aunts and uncles in Dominican Republic to start complaining in about....3-4 weeks about the increase in Haitan immigrants sneaking into the country.

They are our Mexicans you know.

Your sig is sexy. That is all.

[Kuya]

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/201...urs_later.html

Lots of pics, lots of dead bodies :/