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    How to tell if you're in the hood.

    1: Excessive presence of blacks
    2: No traffic on the streets
    3: Bars over windows/doors.
    4: Lights over stores only work some of the time. CVS just turns into "V".
    5: Burned down houses or houses with living room furniture on the porch


    How do you guys tell?

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    I think it sounds like Haiti

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    ohsnp

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    5/10

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    yeah not my best, but i'm heading to bed, and can't be assed to do better

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    I'd like to how how to tell when I'm NOT in the hood (besides the opposite of your list obviously).

    6.- Rap and or Hip-Hop music.
    7.- Water hydrants leaking water. (Robocop we salute you (*'.')/ )

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    2 and 3 for sure. we got blax with money in this part of the united states so i cant trust that one as much. the second i see places with bars on the windows i know its about to get real gutter and that i am home

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    fuck this thread

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    Probably the best way to get a gauge is to go downtown and then head just west beyond the Marquette campus. As soon as you step outside, it's pure bonafide ghetto.

    Point 1 needs broadening. You could say that about a number of ethnic groups.
    Point 2 needs clarification. Daytime? Sure, there may be a number of people. Nighttime? Fuck no.
    Point 3 is a given.
    Point 4 I can see.
    Point 5, yes and no. I live right smack dab in the college neighborhood and I see furniture outside all the time. However, the burned down or abandoned buildings is definitely a given.

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    im ruining this shit

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    Not with that face you aren't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    How do you guys tell?
    for most cars?

    when the motor's in front of my face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    for most cars?

    when the motor's in front of my face
    Brings up a good point. Usually the vehicles are busted down pieces of shit hanging on by a thread. There's always some major defect.

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    And if there isn't, chances are you'll find said car with a broken window and a stereo system ripped out.

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