Bayonetta Art Book

[Kuya]

I am surprised that you stooped so low as to utter the word jesus.

[Alleya]

Aren't all spanish people named jesus?

[Mertron]

and when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
ill tell them i found jesus, that should throw them off
he goes by the name "hay-zeus" and steals hubcaps from cars
hey hay-zeus can i borrow your crowbar

[Kuya]

Jésus.

[Kuya]

You gotta put the right emphasis, alleya.

[Alleya]

I am an american sir. I will put faggy accents on my letters the same day I give up my guns.

And my guns are too busy wresting freedom from the rigor mortised fingers of greasy foreigners who put faggy accents on their letters.

[Kyo]

Too many truth bombs.

[Kuya]

You americans can't possibly be cool if you don't have guns attached to your feet.

[Alleya]

My feet are guns.

And I have racism instead of legs.

[Kuya]

You run on racism. How metaphorical of you.

[Alleya]

I don't know what that means so I can only assume it's a terrorist code word.

Prepare to be bombed.

[Charismatic]

Im hijacking this bitch, Chari what kind of video card should I buy for the PC im building, I expect to rock some FF XIV and such on this shit.

Oh, sir.
You asked this question after I left the office.

I'm runnin' with the radeon hd 5870 right now, I love it.

[Qalbert]

mah new PC has http://www.nvidia.com/object/product...ts_240_us.html

[Kyo]

So are them shits gunna be hot when FF 14 and diablo comes out in 10 years?

[Shiroikage]

You run on racism. How metaphorical of you.

this post gave me a hardon

[Shiroikage]

So are them shits gunna be hot when FF 14 and diablo comes out in 10 years?

Yeah, it'll probably be overkill.

[Kyo]

Thanks fellow's.

[quannum]

[Kyo]

That kid is a boss.

[Kuya]

If bayonetta were my mom, i'd ask her to teach me how to work my vagina.