Video Game Characters that would suck in real life

**Raen Ryong** · 2010-01-17 14:41

Would you argue with him throwing the World Champion at you at high speed?

**Metah** · 2010-01-17 21:14

Its not even safe to pick up the World Champion, let alone throw it

**Despain** · 2010-01-17 21:56

Originally Posted by Metah

Its not even safe to pick up the World Champion, let alone throw it

Hahahaha. Wakka's a bad ass but I can't stand playing him for some reason D:

Kefka would be perfect IRL.

**Ramor** · 2010-01-19 01:15

M. Bison (dictator), I imagine he'd kind of suck to have around.

I honestly can't think of any others at the moment, besides obvious ones.

**The Stig** · 2010-01-19 05:40

Originally Posted by Ramor

M. Bison (dictator), I imagine he'd kind of suck to have around.

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

**Kaylia** · 2010-01-19 05:55

He is right about Squall, but isn't exactly what they were saying in the game about him and Seifer?

**MoogleAura** · 2010-01-19 06:28

Surprised Heihachi Mishima from Tekken wasn't on there with all those crazy tournaments he holds every year. I haven't played the game since Tekken 4 but surely his company must be bankrupt by now? o_O

**Brill Weave** · 2010-01-19 07:45

Dan from Street Fighter. He strikes me as the guy who would be calling you nonstop Hey guys, what are you up to tonight? You wanna hang out and play some Halo?

**Souj** · 2010-01-19 10:09

GLaDOS
many would die for cake!

**Arnwulf** · 2010-01-19 10:12

Barrett from FFVII comes to mine, who the hell wants to have an angry black man around with a gun for a hand?

**Charismatic** · 2010-01-19 10:17

Me, for one.

**Metah** · 2010-01-19 16:59

Yeah Barret would be pretty sweet actually

**AoE** · 2010-01-19 19:05

Yeah imagine Barret on television. Some inept asshat censoring the wrong words and letting the words like "fuck" and "shit slip through.

**Brill Weave** · 2010-01-20 07:29

Anyone from the Dynasty Warriors games. They'd get all mad when they realize we can't tell one chinaman from another.

**Narol** · 2010-01-20 18:09

Originally Posted by BrillCS

Anyone from the Dynasty Warriors games. They'd get all mad when they realize we can't tell one chinaman from another.

Because they live in a world where 99% of chinamen really are completely identical?

**Mayareira** · 2010-01-21 15:21

Sniper Wolf.

**Ramor** · 2010-01-21 16:06

Andross, because who really wants a giant floating monkey head?

**AoE** · 2010-01-21 18:04

Nah dude. Andross was a scientist. Imagine that dude as your school professor.

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