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    Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb (wat)

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    Quote Originally Posted by By Pravda.Ru writer Dmitry Sudakov

    A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

    “I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

    The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

    Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

    In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

    "This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

    The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

    The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html
    http://english.pravda.ru/science/mys...p_human_face-0

    Also, first thing I thought when I read the article.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-15-human.html

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    Alright, who's been fucking the sheep?

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    Not possible, Izmir is the center of enlightment and Kemalizm.

    Besides chicks there are smokin' hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Alright, who's been fucking the sheep?
    http://i47.tinypic.com/1zpm8b9.jpg

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Alright, who's been fucking the sheep?
    More like who hasn't

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    God damn it, they killed it? Superstition is annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Alright, who's been fucking the sheep?
    Looking at the picture, Jay Leno comes to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Looking at the picture, Jay Leno comes to mind.
    Oh god, the chin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    God damn it, they killed it? Superstition is annoying.
    They didn't kill it, it was born dead.

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    I mean the other one.
    edit: they also burned the body before it was studied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayareira View Post
    They didn't kill it, it was born dead.
    In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.
    Oh really!?

    edit: oh you were talking about that one, meh

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    Apparently people were interpreting Jesus, the Lamb of God far too symbolically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Oh god, the chin!
    Wouldn't be the first thing that dies in less than a year after being conceived by him.

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    that is fucking terrifying

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    Weird shit.

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    Well there's our proof to the theory of evolution, we came from sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaisha View Post
    Well there's our proof to the theory of evolution, we came from sheep.
    Just the ones that believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Wouldn't be the first thing that dies in less than a year after being conceived by him.
    weeks after being born the sheep crawls back into the womb kicking the current fetus out

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