Tales of Teenage Barre Baby

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

I used to skateboard 8 hours a day or some stupid shit. My friend lived in some ghetto ass apartments but people mostly kept to themselves. One day some scruffy ass hood nigga' rolled up on me and started calling me names, I was fucking torn. He wouldn't get out of my face, so I smashed his neck with the side of my skateboard. In retaliation, the motha fucka gets a goddamn broom; shit was a joke as you can imagine. His last words were, "We're gonna' fuck you up."

I stroll into my homies apartment, kind of shakin' up but whateva. Watch some Duck Tales and I settle down a bit, have some grub, then get ready to head out and skate. We hear a bang on the window, a loud band, and some fuck threw a rock. I peak outside, and see about 30-40 big ass dudes standing in a circle like a fucking arena. I knew I was fucked. I waited it out, fucking took 2 hours, and stealthed out the back window to get home. I told my mom and my mom got scared, said, "You're a filthy cunt."

'Da End

I saw him and his brother half a year later, and they called me out. Luckily I didn't get touched lol

[_chuchu]

I was expecting her to suggest you move in with an aunt or an uncle somewhere nice in California

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

I was expecting her to suggest you move in with an aunt or an uncle somewhere nice in California

I almost pulled that, and while I still feel it can be funny, it definitely is over-played.

[Qalbert]

Watch some Duck Tales

fuck yes