Where did that one grits thread go?

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:14

shit's from the south, my parents are born&bred southern, well my dad was an army brat but lived a lot of his life in "rural" New York and Texas (and a good few years in Germany he loves to talk about)

I am the first person in my immediate family to be born of the Mason Dixon line. Also, my extended family likes to call us traitors and is incredibly rude towards my younger brother and me.

I went to visit my aunt, and I was confused about the Confederate flag being hung so prominently in the house, and asked them why they had it up. I was told it was a symbol of america, and being the smart-ass 10 y/o kid I was, I responded with "Pretty sure it's a symbol of hate and racism then again, that's probably America" something like that, I was a little sarcastic shit already disillusioned with life, anyways they waited until later that night, threw me out of the house, in the rain, and locked me out. I was only let back in after a cop picked me up because I was wondering around town barefoot in the pouring rain and he said that they had gotten like 20 calls

Also
I hate my family

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:15

Also they promised me a puppy and then took it back at the last second

Pretty sure it was on purpose

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:16

Like their dog had puppies, and my family was gonna get a dog when I got back (cause it was gonna be my dog!) and they were like oh take one of Daisy's pups, and I bonded with this cute little puppy and I named it and everything and then they were like "nevermind, gonna sell 'em for like $20 a head"

**Mizango** · 2010-01-16 14:17

Ah you lived in Texas? That explains the in your face faggotry.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:17

pay attention holmes

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:17

my dad lived in texas for a good portion of his life

**Mizango** · 2010-01-16 14:18

Nah, I saw the word Texas and saw the light.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:18

also i am not nearly as open about my sexuality off of these forums, i just do it here because i like to rile people up, it amuses me, etc.

most of the time when people finally figure out i'm gay they don't believe me

my roommate still believes i'm in the straight closet

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:18

also for some reason i do spend a lot of time in closets

**Demosthenes** · 2010-01-16 14:23

http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/rockca...%20closest.jpg

**Falisa** · 2010-01-16 14:23

Listen, this thread is for grits, not Rocl's life story.

**Demosthenes** · 2010-01-16 14:24

But babe, his life's story is gritty!

**Falisa** · 2010-01-16 14:25

But apparently grits are delicious and Rocl is far from that.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:25

Not denyin' it

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:25

the fact that I am not delicious

I am denyin' the fact that grits are delicious

**Falisa** · 2010-01-16 14:26

Also Numbers you say cheesy mushy grain like I should know what that tastes like. I have no clue.

**Falisa** · 2010-01-16 14:27

Naive california girl

**Day** · 2010-01-16 14:27

It tastes like it sounds, fucking gritty and the box it comes in probably would taste better.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:27

2lb $4
http://www.old-mill.com/category/20?...PC1&r=PPCGRITS

how you gonna expect someone to describe to you what a taste is if you've never tasted it

**Rocl** · 2010-01-16 14:28

hey day explain to me what sour tastes like i've never had a lemon

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