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    BG help: Tacky country song needed for prank

    I'm helping my friend pull a prank on her boyfriend and we need some tacky song you'd expect some bush loving, budwiser drinking, over sized truck driving, gun toting person would have tattooed to his child. Something so thick with patriotism that you could cut it with a knife. Country would be ideal, but anything would be great.

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    I would totally get the epic banjo twirl if someone could tatoo a gif.

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    Toby Keith is what you're looking for.

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    Probably the one that says "We're america and we'll put a boot in your ass"

    Not sure if it's toby keith like mentioned and I'm not going to find out.

    If you're looking for something screaming Patriotism then I think this is the song you're looking for.
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    America...
    America...
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (republicans)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Sportsmanship
    Books

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    See: any country song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqwunk View Post
    Probably the one that says "We're america and we'll put a boot in your ass"

    Not sure if it's toby keith like mentioned and I'm not going to find out.

    If you're looking for something screaming Patriotism then I think this is the song you're looking for.
    Spoiler: show


    America...
    America...
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (republicans)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Sportsmanship
    Books
    The boot in your ass song is the one I posted.

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    What about that song where those country fags ripped a slang term from the race a majority of them loathe and decided to make money off of it?

    White trash badonkadonk or some shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    What about that song where those country fags ripped a slang term from the race a majority of them loathe and decided to make money off of it?

    White trash badonkadonk or some shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    What about that song where those country fags ripped a slang term from the race a majority of them loathe and decided to make money off of it?

    White trash badonkadonk or some shit?
    Like every rap song ever isn't just a sample of the white man's music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    damnit, i was just about to post this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Like every rap song ever isn't just a sample of the white man's music.
    C'mon man, niggas been thievin' since being homo habilis was chic. Welcome to the early pleistocene era my nig.

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    i guess that's not very patriotic, but it's plenty country and everyone knows it!

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    honestly i didn't even see the "patriotism" bit, just the tacky country song

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