BG help: Tacky country song needed for prank

[bechyni]

See: any country song.

this

[Demisses]

this

This is the oldest song in my memory.

[pohibaba]

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If th shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDcAWNscg8

[Day]

Charlie Daniels will work too, just remembered this song... this one goes out to the shortys.... and Miz.

[bechyni]

This is the oldest song in my memory.

I know lol, but for some reason it's the first thing besides Toby Keith that popped into mind

[Afrohatch]

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If th shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.

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My mom has this as her ringtone, and the only time I ever contemplate murder is when her phone rings

[bechyni]

ib4 Toby Keith one day runs for gov. of a southern state and wins.

[Mizango]

Charlie Daniels will work too, just remembered this song... this one goes out to the shortys.... and Miz.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_DjHdtjfg[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

No sir. Hey I just noticed, isnt he that fat old redneck thats in that one commercial? I thought only fags played the fiddle. Oh wait....


Edit: Yep, thats him. I knew there was a reason that commercial was so stupid.

[Day]

He is the fat old redneck playing that fiddle. Don't be jallas of his bow.

[Mizango]

Tell him not to be jealous of my fully functioning knees. I saw him waddle off the screen.

[Plow]

well the alan jackson shit just made me think of this:



lol @ the video

[bechyni]

No sir. Hey I just noticed, isnt he that fat old redneck thats in that one commercial? I thought only fags played the fiddle. Oh wait....


Edit: Yep, thats him. I knew there was a reason that commercial was so stupid.

How can Geico use the cute gecko then go to this guy?

[pohibaba]

Charlie Daniels is a fucking legend; y'all best recognize!

[Day]

Keep on talking shit about Charlie, won't be laughing so hard when that burning cross in your yard is surrounded by 60 good ol boys in their finest linen.

[Mizango]

Keep on talking shit about Charlie, won't be laughing so hard when that burning cross in your yard is surrounded by 60 good ol boys in their finest linen.

LMAO. No worries, its not Tuesday in NC yet.

[Mizango]

How can Geico use the cute gecko then go to this guy?

Exactly. If I had Geico I'd cancel and blame it on Charlie.

[SephYuyX]

Whats wrong with some good old fiddle and banjo? Cant beat bluegrass if youre in a country mood.

[Day]

Hell yeah, some of the most talented musicians are bluegrass players.

[Mizango]

Deliverance sort of fucked that up.

[Day]

Yeah that sucks, but man I could show you some musicians that if you could get past the stereotype would blow your fucking mind.