BG help: Tacky country song needed for prank

[Mizango]

Yeah that sucks, but man I could show you some musicians that if you could get past the stereotype would blow your fucking mind.

I believe it. They have to get past the whole 'Proud to be a Redneck' thing though. Just like I rag on blacks for being proud of being "treal ass boss niggas" I hate the whole "FUCK YEAH IM WHITE TRASH AND PROUD OF IT" culture.

Niggas rap about money, bitches and weed while white trash sing about big trucks, tractors and trailer parks. The whole embracing your ignorance thing doesn't appeal to me. Get your granny to listen to Mobb Deep or Gorilla Zoe and then we can talk.

Do you remember my story about the guy here in NC that threatened to throw me in his 'nigger pit'? He was all up on some David Allan Coe and Chris Gaines type shit and was proud of it. Shit wasn't kosher mang.

[Mizango]

For instance, I'd absolutely love to set Gretchen Wilson on fire. Twice.

[kareface]

I think I need a little more patriotism, someone who might blow bush if he was ever in the same room as him. The American ride one would of been great if it was a little more serious about it.

[Shiroikage]

[Demisses]

Gotta have a fiddle in tha band.

[Plow]

David Allan Coe and Chris Gaines

wut

[FNH]

[Demisses]

Rodney Carrington... I am so happy he was born. Funny fucker.

[ZarakiKujata]

What about that song where those country fags ripped a slang term from the race a majority of them loathe and decided to make money off of it?

White trash badonkadonk or some shit?

Stop tellin lies, the white man with his infinite musical talents would never need to steal no jungle bunny bebop. Besides all the best musicians have been white: Mozart, Elvis Presley, John Lennon. You can't even name 1 black musician on their level, because there are none.

[AoE]

Stop tellin lies, the white man with his infinite musical talents would never need to steal no jungle bunny bebop. Besides all the best musicians have been white: Mozart, Elvis Presley, John Lennon. You can't even name 1 black musician on their level, because there are none.

lol

[Usmrsiberian]

God, I love this thread, so much of my childhood involved country music. >.<

[Demisses]

God, I love this thread, so much of my childhood involved country music. >.<

Mine too. My first tape was Reba. My first cd was Tim McGraw. I think the first music I remember that was not country (outside of television soundtracks) was Alanis Morissett.
But I love all music <3
Edit: I take that back. When my parents divorced my dad went back to listening to classic rock.

[Zilong]

[Demisses]

lol

[FNH]

But I love all music <3
Edit: I take that back. When my parents divorced my dad went back to listening to classic rock.

what is wrong with that?

[Demisses]

Wrong with what?

[BarthelloSylph]

do the 911 song from south park

[zoobernut]

Charlie Daniels is a fucking legend; y'all best recognize!

I hate country music but Bluegrass and folk are different. I like Charlie Daniels.

[Milks]

[Dmitry]

Noone posted God Bless the USA?