i can't find my phone

[Sol-Blackguy]

but the jewish men who know jewish women tell me a lot of clingy, self-esteem issue girls with severe emotional problems and prone to eating disorders and body mutilation

As long as they're self loathing and a little bi-polar, they can be trained.

[Klaatu]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6357/60704353.jpg

[Rocl]

http://www.bluegartr.com/img/123108/Rocl.jpg

i love this picture i look so depressed

[Charismatic]

hey, hook me up with that chick you keep posting pics of

[Charismatic]

fake ksandra or w/e

[Charismatic]

You're gay and that means you can do this.

[Rocl]

we've been over this, we went to HS together, but on different campuses I think I might have spoken to her once i do not know why she friended me and that is why i am ok with posting pics

[Charismatic]

Dude, you're gay... that means you have some sort of magic you can use.
Do it.

[Ragnell]

number?

[Rocl]

i found it

[Ragnell]

I found it for you

[Rocl]

thx

[Ragnell]

anytime love

[Qalbert]

he had it on vibrate in his pants and just wanted us to call it

[Rocl]

i would say things like that are better served elsewhere but i don't know how i could fit a phone this shape into my ass

[Qalbert]

by employing a variety of stretching exercises/devices over a period of a couple weeks
unless you have this phone:
http://www.oaktreeent.com/web_photos...-Phone_web.jpg

[Antithesis]

Rocl; Fake Kiarax. Please and thank you.

[Conrad]

but the jewish men who know jewish women tell me a lot of clingy, self-esteem issue girls with severe emotional problems and prone to eating disorders and body mutilation

They're fucking nutjobs, also completely out of touch with reality for the most part

[Conrad]

The orthodox jews at my brother's hebrew school (the women his age in particular) stare at me when I say hello or smile at them, look at their feet if I ask them something, and dress like it's fucking 1947. Once I was walking in to pick my brother up, and there was some heeb girl about 14 or 15 walking out at the same time. I backed up and held the door open for her and she just stared at me, even when I asked her if she was coming out. Then she mumbled no and backed up, and proceeded to walk out the door I had just gone through after I was inside.

Never date the koshers