So I'm at a mcdonalds

**Ryko** · 2010-01-19 08:58

2 nights ago eating some dinner and in comes this couple on what seems to be their first date. The bitch is obviously plastered as fuck and the guy is going on about how he's a real man and how he'll take her home to make sure she's safe etc etc etc. It's going well enough, girl is a little distracted here and there with some long ass text messages but they look to be hitting it off well, at least as far as she's indicating.

Then the bitch's phone rings. She's way too plastered to even hold the phone up to her head so she puts it on speaker phone.

"Are you with my husband right now?"

I about fell out of my seat laughing.

**Shojin** · 2010-01-19 09:04

Amazing

**Abandon** · 2010-01-19 09:06

Owned.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-19 09:07

The fiasco blew up for the next half hour and I just sat there watching the whole time. The unknowing mistress was trying to get an address in Jersey to fuck the wife up for calling her at 1AM, the wife is just begging to talk to her husband, by the 5th hang up and call the guy's mother was on the line, he was quiet as fuck the whole time and randomly hung up the phone a couple of times. Finally the girl called her friend and was like "no this mother fucker didnt", got up and walked out. The guy ran off after her.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-19 09:12

It was funny in and of itself but the whole 20 minute repetitive spiel about how he's some honorable mother fucker just made it funnier.

**Day** · 2010-01-19 09:51

Man this one time I was at McDonalds and had gotten my food, and set it down at the table and I went to the bathroom, this old man with this old rusty box had sat down and started eating my food. What the fuck!!?? I went and got the manager and they were like "Oh yeah, sorry about that he does that sometimes", and gave me another meal.... what the shit hole man. So whatever, I'm a chill dude I don't really care, I went and sat down and watched the dude eat my original meal. Then like 10 minutes later he just gets up and walks out and leaves his rusty lunchbox looking thing. I waited like another 10 minutes then just went and grabbed that shit and walked out with it.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-19 10:01

fucking homeless people

**Charismatic** · 2010-01-19 10:01

...lol

**deshende** · 2010-01-19 10:02

The rusty lunchbox is cursed. You will now be the guy to eat other people's lunches for eternity until you can get someone to steal your lunchbox.

**Day** · 2010-01-19 10:03

You might be right.

**Rocl** · 2010-01-19 10:03

that's not terrible, free food

**Shojin** · 2010-01-19 10:07

what was in the box?

**Day** · 2010-01-19 10:10

buncha bullshit like my story

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-19 11:27

oh god lol

**Howard Roark** · 2010-01-20 00:12

day I swear to god I love you

**Mertron** · 2010-01-20 00:18

A+

**Shojin** · 2010-01-20 00:51

howie your title makes no sense with the new avatar

**Ragnell** · 2010-01-20 01:00

Holy fuck Day I love you

**Senoska** · 2010-01-20 01:34

So I'm at a mcdonalds

Shocker there! You fat mother fucker. Go order you another 20 chicken nuggets.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-20 01:42

Day late, dollar short. Sorry buddy.

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