Confessions of a shopaholic is an inspiring tale

[Colenzo]

but what if it did happen

[Krye]

Fine, if in some crazy insane parallel world you somehow managed to lose a few hundred pounds then you MIGHT be able to get laid but honestly you should stop trying to immerse yourself in fantasy worlds and just lose some pounds, clean your fucking face, and don't say anything that you would normally say and go talk to some chix I assure you women are much more cock thirsty than they might seem at first it's all they can do to stop themselves from falling to their knees and drinking every last drop of cum they can get their mouth on

[Charismatic]

I also have let semen fly on to some sleeping girlies in my youth.
I remember I used to spend the night at a friend's house just so I could molest his niece.

[Charismatic]

It really is exhilarating.

[Charismatic]

It's also comforting to know that I was only one of many rather than one of few.

[mootsfox]

what if a nigger broke into your house and cut your leg off?

That would only happen if his leg was attached to a TV and/or bicycle.

And we know Krye is too poor to afford either of those.

[Callisto]

ryko you forgot the part about how if you lie to everyone you know and love everything will work out fine in the end, moral of the story


that and 'bitches is trippin'

[Ryko]

ryko you forgot the part about how if you lie to everyone you know and love everything will work out fine in the end, moral of the story

Yeah but the movie didn't teach me that, life did.