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    So my dad just left

    didnt say where he was going, why he was leaving. just said that he had something to do at this hour with his brother. grabbed the gps from my mom's car and bailed. didnt even say bye or anything.



    how should i interpret this? right now im pretty damn close to having a panic attack.

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    I guess I'm missing backstory here because that doesn't sound so strange to me... good luck though, hope everything's okay.

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    He's off to buy male hookers and some coke.

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    He's off to bury a dead body.

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    your the reason why your parents are getting divorced aka go kill yourself

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    No backstory to this that I'm aware of. If things go south expect me to be on the news after rampaging through LA. Chev Chelios style. /delusion

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    shut the fuck up no one cares

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    I'd leave my family too if i found out my son was gay

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    >implying gay means anything these days.

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    it means you put dick in your mouth.

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    it's always meant that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    it means you put dick in your mouth.
    what if its your own dick? My cousin walter died trying to suck his own dick and man he was a fiend with the ladies.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    what if its your own dick? My cousin walter died trying to suck his own dick and man he was a fiend with the ladies.
    closeted bisexual.


    and an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    what if its your own dick? My cousin walter died trying to suck his own dick and man he was a fiend with the ladies.
    what if its a monkeys dick?

    shut the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    closeted bisexual.


    and an idiot.
    Nah he was pretty cool and doesnt afraid of anything. This other time he got a cat stuck up his ass. He bought it at the local mall so the whole thing ended up on the news. It was embarrassing for our family and everything but the next week, HE DID IT AGAIN! It was with a different cat but the results were the same, with another trip to the emergency room. So a week after that I saw him at the mall, buying ANOTHER CAT. I asked him why he was buying it cause it was obvious he'd just get this one stuck up there too and he looked at me and said, "How else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    closeted bisexual.


    and an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
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    daddy was a rollin rollin stone

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    he rolled away one day and he never came home

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