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    Mother fucker, really?

    The awkward kind of racism is far more offensive than krye calling me a nigger.

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    wat happin

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    Also, I've somehow only managed to gain back 5 of the 33 lbs I was down in the past 3 months. If this shit works out I can finally go back to a gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    wat happin
    Long story short I was missing a form on one of my job applications so I had to get one of my vital records to finish it up. A receptionist at the place I apped had kept me up to date, called regularly to make sure I was on top of things. All was fine and dandy, pretty pleasant all around until I went to hand in the form and he realized what I looked like. From there on in he went straight woody allen on me acting like I was going to mug him and assuming I cut a line to get into the building, twice. Best line was "oh I've never really had this issue with my birth certificate because I was born in this country"

    ...

    "I was born in manhattan."

    I SOUND WHITER THAN HE DOES. I've never wanted to say "yo white boy, shut the fuck up" more in my life.

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    wow what a jerk

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    maybe if you didnt have such a damn deceptive voice

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    "paul, remember to enunciate"

    billions of times.

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    I have a white voice and a black voice.
    I switch between the two depending on context.

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    My white voice is nowhere near as white as Ryko's. (He sounds whiter than any white person I know)
    He's got that shit on lock.

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    Gotta be good at something I guess.

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    Char, I'd be pissed at facebook if I were you.

    http://i48.tinypic.com/xbz4i8.jpg

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    LOL

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    It's the thumbs up that sells it tbh.

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    Also I'm terrible because I didnt arrow the name at the very top, though I dont know why I arrowed my name at all.

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    This is why men should never be receptionists. If it was a woman, she'd keep her damn mouth shut.

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    "Shut yo ass up and take a memo."
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    lol Faggot is a funny word

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    Don't get offended too much, he's a receptionist ffs. He's probably a fag and receives dick at night.

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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