WOW BLIZZ REALLY

[Krye]

SERIOUSLY ARENA SEASON EIGHT ISN'T STARTING TOMORROW YOU BETTER BE KIDDING YOU HAVEN'T EVEN RELEASED SET MODELS AND YOU ARE BUFFING DESTRO LOCKS????? BLIZZ YOU COULDN'T FUCK THIS GAME UP ANY HARDER IF YOU TRIED THAT'S HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT YOU ARE HOW THE FUCK IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUCKING RETARDED WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU IF YOU KEEP UP THIS GARBAGE I'M CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION I PAY FIFTEEN DOLLARS A MONTH AND I DESERVE TO HAVE MY FUCKING READY ON TIME AND BALANCED NOT THIS GARBAGE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING ME FOR OVER A YEAR NOW I WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER BLIZZARD PRODUCT AGAIN YOU'RE LOSING A FAITHFUL LONGTIME CUSTOMER MOTHER FUCKER KEEP PUSHING ME I DARE YOU I'LL BURN YOUR FUCKING HEADQUARTERS TO THE GROUND

[Ksandra]

Really.

[Krye]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU FAT SLUT I AM IN NO MOOD TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPID EMOTIONAL BRAINDEAD BULLSHIT WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS JESUS CHRIST THE THINGS GUYS WILL DO TO GET THEIR DICK WET FUCKING OVER ALL OF HUMANITY JUST SO THEY CAN GET LAID ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE THE SOUL STEALING CUNT BECOMES A FRIGID BITCH AND LEAVES HIM AND TAKES HALF HIS FUCKING ASSETS FUCKING COLD HEARTED DEMON WHORES

[TheShadyMan]

umad

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

at least he vents here and not on customers at a wal-mart with an assault rifle

[Ksandra]

You know, I pretty much read only the first three words of Krye's rants, and I don't think I'm missing much.

[TheShadyMan]

That would actually probably be a good thing.

[ZarakiKujata]

I bet they have a bunch of niggers running the show up in Irvine

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b...4370138988.jpg

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Ya but thats only entertaining for a few nights on the news, we get to watch this happen every 2-3 days.

[Kyo]

Guy on capcom's board does it better.

[Arvin]

pvp sucks

[Krye]

YEAH ARVIN HAVING FUN IN THE 2200 BRACKET OF COURSE YOU THINK PVP SUCKS L2P NOOB SCRUB MOTHER FUCKER

[Arvin]

lol

[Arvin]

i love you so much people dont appreciate that we have you here in these forums

[Pikarya]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2vjueyb.jpg

[Arvin]

u mad

[Pikarya]

so

[Qalbert]

What I have to say will probably provoke a response from Krye. He may label me "socially inept" or even "effrontive". I realize and accept that as a consequence of what I am about to say. However, I do hope that Krye will read everything I have to say before labeling me. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, irascible converts to sexism like Krye are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, Krye's contrivances are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of nepotism.

Krye whines about oppressive showboaters, yet he enthusiastically supports meddlesome, reprehensible creeps. Please don't misread my words here; if he can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Censorious Rhetoric. In the meantime, Krye keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that sectarianism is a wonderful thing. The purpose of this deception may be to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. Or maybe the purpose is to instill a general ennui. Oh what a tangled web Krye weaves when first he practices to deceive.

Krye has two imperatives. The first is to vandalize our neighborhoods. The second imperative is to put the foxes in charge of guarding the henhouse.

As part of his efforts to gain a mainstream following, Krye publishes the Journal of Self-absorbed Corporatism. Included alongside articles discussing history, culture, art, religion, and philosophy are endorsements of Krye's plans to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society. Of course, I'm generalizing a little here. But that's only because he has hatched all sorts of lackadaisical plans. Remember Krye's attempt to quash other people's opinions? No? That's because Krye is so good at concealing his inarticulate activities.

I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to say that brassbound, morally crippled ruffians commonly succumb to Krye's distortions, deceptions, and delusions. I do not. Rather, I take pride in complaining about what I call twisted scaramouches.

Krye's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to resolve our disputes without violence. In a similar vein, Krye periodically puts up a façade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual.

Let me go on record as saying that there may be nothing we can do to prevent Krye from making good on his word to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of his damnable behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his sympathizers, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to spread the word about Krye's besotted, prodigal press releases to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers. When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that if I seem a bit sniveling, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level. Krye talks a lot about materialism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can he argue for something he's never defined? The answer will not satisfy those who seek simple solutions to complex problems but it boils down essentially to this: Voluble, disorderly sociopaths would be far more bearable if they didn't flout all of society's rules. Furthermore, we've tolerated Krye's subhuman, dodgy obloquies long enough. It's time to lose our patience and chill our kindness. It's time to appeal for comity between us and Krye. It's time to shout to the world that his précis have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together—life!

All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Krye's intemperate protests. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Krye's grand plan is to make our lives a living hell. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, if Krye were to bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that one of the bewildering paradoxes of our time is the extent to which Krye is willing to glorify materialistic, testy opportunists of one sort or another, especially given that he himself would be affected by such actions.

Yes, Krye may have some superficial charm, but there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Krye finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I once had a nightmare in which Krye was free to incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, it is the case both in my nightmare and in reality that if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Krye's programs of Gleichschaltung, one is promptly condemned as petulant, bad-tempered, insidious, or whatever epithet Krye deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation.

Am I angry? You bet. The very genesis of Krye's belligerent editorials is in irrationalism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that he will eventually himself be destroyed by irrationalism. Unlike everyone else in the world, Krye seriously believes that he has the mandate of Heaven to nurture the seeds of our eventual destruction so that they grow like a rapidly malignant mutant form of kudzu. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Krye. In conclusion, let me just say that Krye's reportages should be recorded and studied for as long as human life exists on Earth as an example of what happens when a society lets one of its members spoon-feed us his pabulum.

[Howard Roark]

My complaint about Bro. Morgan Q Freeman, M.D.

I have something important I need to tell you. I anticipate it will result in my receiving a barrage of angry e-mail from Bro. Morgan Q Freeman, M.D. accusing me of being vapid, but in this case, the obvious solution is also the correct one. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: Bro. Freeman's most steadfast claim is that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. If there were any semblance of truth in this, I would be the last to say anything against it. As it stands, however, Bro. Freeman wonders why everyone hates him. Apparently, he never stopped to think that maybe it's because life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that he wants us to feel sorry for the impulsive riffraff who muddy the word "ultramicrochemistry". I avouch we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that I've managed to come up with a way in which Bro. Freeman's essays could be made useful. His essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that I call upon Bro. Freeman to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations.

I could tell Bro. Freeman that he can't throw away his integrity and expect the world to respect him for it, although he obviously doesn't care. I could tell him that he is rude through and through, but he wouldn't believe me. He probably also doesn't care that we deserve better than what we presently have. So let me appeal to whatever small semblance of reason Bro. Freeman may be capable of when I tell him that it's our responsibility to make this world a better place in which to live. That's the first step in trying to call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least, and it's the only way to embark on a new path towards change. Would we, as thinking people, believe madmen who tried to tell us we're all drugged-out? I say "no."

Bro. Freeman really struck a nerve with me when he said that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. That lie is a painful reminder that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of incontinent fugitives, I believe that we can then eschew feckless egotism. None but the uncompanionable can deny that he wants to prohibit any discussion of her attempts to alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current "reality". While it is clear why he wants that to be a taboo subject, Bro. Freeman's followers all look like Bro. Freeman, think like Bro. Freeman, act like Bro. Freeman, and disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of jingoism, just like Bro. Freeman does. And all this in the name of—let me see if I can get their propaganda straight—brotherhood and service. Ha! He's not your average disruptive lowlife. He's the deluxe model. As such, he's sincerely poised to woo over prolix slumlords by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history faster than you can say "ultrastandardization". Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Bro. Morgan Q Freeman, M.D.) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that as a time-honored expression maintains, "Investigators who have spent many years attempting to penetrate the dark recesses of Bro. Freeman's overbearing underworld frequently conclude that Bro. Freeman's head is so far in rectal defilade it would require major surgery to extricate it".

[Krye]

Halls of Stone

• Since Brann Bronzebeard exercised constantly, he will walk faster during the escort.

Forge of Souls

• Devourer of Souls will cast Mirrored Soul less frequently.
• Trash mobs Spell Reflect abilities have been changed. It now has a cast time, 2 charges, and chance to reflect reduced to 75% from 100%

Nexus

• Anomalus casts Create Rift only once now. (Down from 3)

Ahn’Kahet: Old Kingdom

• Elder Nadox’s now spawns only one Ahn’kahar Guardian.
• Jedoga Shadowseeker air phase now only happens once.
• Some monsters between Jedoga Shadowseeker and Herad Volazj have been removed.

Pit of Saron

• Dead players are now able to enter the dungeon during Krick and Ick or Forgemaster Garfrost encounter.

Utgarde Pinnacle

• Players only need 3 harpoons to bring down Skadi’s drake during the encounter. (Down from 5)
• Svala Sorrowgrave now casts Rituals of Sword only once. (Down from 3)

Vault of Archavon

• Toravon the Icewatcher has been added to the Vault of Archavon. He awaits your challenge in both 10 and 25 man difficulty

Violet Hold

• New portals will open faster after players defeat bosses

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