Whatcha doing for Valentine's Day?

[Weltall]

I'm a go find a couple w/ a hot lookin chick and a pussy lookin guy, stick my arm between the two of them and look over at her and say "what's up baby, why not dump this chump change for a real boss nigga?"

Well, we all know Brandon Jacobs tried that and look at the outcome....he transformed into a woman in 2009.

Edit - Honestly, this isn't the first Valentine's day I've had with a GF at all, but the first I care to actually impress one. Ideas people...ideas.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Oh and I'll be here re-living the greatness that is HAcoreRD.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67797

how the fuck did i miss this thread?

[Ksandra]

Oh and I'll be here re-living the greatness that is HAcoreRD.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67797

hahaha oh man I forgot about that thread.

[Arvin]

hahaha oh man I forgot about that thread.

lol how did i not read this thread hooooooooly shit. does he still post here

[dritero]

It's her birthday as well that weekend so I rented a nice little oceanfront cabin with a wood fireplace. It's storm watching season so hopefully there'll be a good storm to watch that weekend. I also bought her a painting she's wanted for a while.

[Kryssan]

I'll be on mid shift, so either at work or asleep.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Taking bets on how many pages the fuck or duck thread hits over the valentines day weekend

[Weltall]

Taking bets on how many pages the fuck or duck thread hits over the valentines day weekend

Rofl, poor saps.

[SilverBreeze]

I know a lot of people are anti-valentine's day.

It's not even the whole overpriced candy and flowers and all that shit that makes me hate Valentines day, it's seeing all the smoochy-woochy couples and the handholding that makes me jealous as fuck lol. I can admit that to myself heh.

[Demosthenes11]

I know a lot of people are anti-valentine's day.

It's not even the whole overpriced candy and flowers and all that shit that makes me hate Valentines day, it's seeing all the smoochy-woochy couples and the handholding that makes me jealous as fuck lol. I can admit that to myself heh.

me and my girl are lookin for a fuckbuddy for her, interested?

[SilverBreeze]

I don't like being the 3rd wheel in threesomes lol. Bad experiences.

The majority of the time it ends up as "Hey watch me fuck her while you try and be useful." That wouldn't really help my mood about valentines day lol.

[Demosthenes11]

you have shitty 3somes then. find a girl thats actually into girls too

[Weltall]

I don't like being the 3rd wheel in threesomes lol. Bad experiences.

The majority of the time it ends up as "Hey watch me fuck her while you try and be useful." That wouldn't really help my mood about valentines day lol.

Well if you were being more useful, you might receive better dividends. Just food for thought.

[SilverBreeze]

you have shitty 3somes then. find a girl thats actually into girls too

Wait, shit I didn't realize who was asking. I changed my mind!

I admit my experiences haven't been the best. Its always either a chick who isn't that into girls but wants to do it to make her boyfriend happy, or a chick who is into girls but doesn't want her boyfriend to share because they think he'll like fucking me better? I don't know, 3somes suck.

P.S. Fuck you I am useful lol.

[Conrad]

Oh and I'll be here re-living the greatness that is HAcoreRD.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67797

Dammit man! My response to this thread was going to be "asking out a girl in an 8 year relationship," but you beat me to the punch because I can't post at work. Good looking out with posting the thread though.

[Mojo]

This thread sort of raises a question. Is it alright to give someone a valentine because you think they should have one even if you weren't interested in them?

[Kryssan]

Fuck you

Funny, that's what I thought the conversation was about to begin with.

This thread sort of raises a question. Is it alright to give someone a valentine because you think they should have one even if you weren't interested in them?

Wouldn't that just be a form of enabling?

[Ksandra]

This thread sort of raises a question. Is it alright to give someone a valentine because you think they should have one even if you weren't interested in them?

need details

[archibaldcrane]

you have shitty 3somes then. find a girl thats actually into girls too

They work the best when you aren't dating either girl, and it's just a free-for-all. Less feelings to hurt, more anarchy.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Wait, shit I didn't realize who was asking. I changed my mind!

I admit my experiences haven't been the best. Its always either a chick who isn't that into girls but wants to do it to make her boyfriend happy, or a chick who is into girls but doesn't want her boyfriend to share because they think he'll like fucking me better? I don't know, 3somes suck.

P.S. Fuck you I am useful lol.

Have had 3somes with 5 different girls over the past two years and they were all spot-on. Very fun, very free.

Prob because my girl gets turned on watching me fuck them, and vice versa me watching her. Also the feeling of power calling out shots is godly.

Out of 20+ threesomes not one went bad.

tl;dr: doin' it very wrong