Dear Johnny Law

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 01:43

I don't give a shit if it's raining outside, that is no reason to pull me over for going less than 5 mph over the speed limit and proceed to give me a sobriety test

And yes I was drinking, thank you.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 01:43

And when I told you I only had one beer?

I lied.

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-26 01:44

Cops go to BG, you fucked now.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 01:45

s u c k m y c o c k

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 01:46

seriously his excuse for pulling me over was for going 30 mph around a bend where they have a sign posted where you should go 25mph, and the reason to pull me over was because it was raining out and he thought i would flip my motherfucking car over.

seriously, what?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-01-26 01:57

Originally Posted by Mertron

seriously his excuse for pulling me over was for going 30 mph around a bend where they have a sign posted where you should go 25mph, and the reason to pull me over was because it was raining out and he thought i would flip my motherfucking car over.

seriously, what?

end of the month man cops need to hit quota, they pull motherfuckers over for anything these days. especially with city budgets falling apart

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 02:01

the thing is i have two friends who are cops, one swears police have a quota to make and the other swears quotas are bullshit

ijdk

and before the high and mighty patrol chime in, seriously i was fine to drive, im just pissed the reason to pull me over was such complete bullshit

**Dmitry** · 2010-01-26 15:16

Those signs aren't the posted speed limit, they're suggested. I hope you didn't get cited.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 15:17

i did not get cited, no.

but i had to put out my cigarette to talk to him and it makes me rage when i have to do that

**Dmitry** · 2010-01-26 15:23

Would want a bullshit citation for assault by exhaling in the cops general direction.

**quannum** · 2010-01-26 15:24

Originally Posted by Mertron

quotas are bullshit

lol

**Mertron** · 2010-01-26 15:26

thats not me saying that, thats what one of my friends who is a cop and is pretty relaxed says about quotas. dunno if its because he's in maine tho

and ages ago i got pulled over by a cop while i was smoking a cigarette, i threw the butt out the window and he gave me a citation for littering, l o l

**Suited Aces** · 2010-01-26 15:34

Originally Posted by Mertron

and ages ago i got pulled over by a cop while i was smoking a cigarette, i threw the butt out the window and he gave me a citation for littering, l o l

fyi, just ashing your ciggarette out the window is considered littering.

**Dmitry** · 2010-01-26 16:02

Do newer cars still have ash trays in them? I know some don't even have the cigarette lighter anymore.

**Linliel** · 2010-01-26 16:25

wtf at these newbies in here

**Diamicles** · 2010-01-26 16:36

Originally Posted by Linliel

wtf at these newbies in here

border patrol has failed

**Linliel** · 2010-01-26 16:37

Get on it!

**Diamicles** · 2010-01-26 16:38

that's ryko's shit, I'm not gonna step on any toes

**Dmitry** · 2010-01-26 18:33

I don't think you acted fast enough. We might just keep on posting here forever now.

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