Happy Australia Day!

[Linliel]

Hey at least you're getting advance warning here! Not my fault you can't run away!

[Charismatic]

Well, I have to sleep sometime.
That's just not right.

[Kyo]

This thread is now about butt sex with women.

[Kyo]

Im taking over.

[Linliel]

what you mean you don't like it when a girl sneaks into your bed, snuggles up behind you, then rips your beating heart out of your chest?

[Charismatic]

Only if she gives me head first

[Linliel]

So now you're okay with it?

[Diamicles]

I think of

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first

[Charismatic]

So now you're okay with it?

Well, you haven't given me head yet so... no.

[Linliel]

Well aren't you a dummy? Noone drinks Fosters except Americans.

[Charismatic]

>implying that Americans drink Fosters

[Linliel]

Well, you haven't given me head yet so... no.

But you're okay with me giving you head, then ripping your heart out of your chest? I need to get this straight so that I have written proof of consent.

It's only fair and all, given I'm a specialist in ethics of informed consent.

[Linliel]

>implying that Americans drink Fosters

Well what else do you do with it? Wash in it?

[Kyo]

Piss in it.

[Linliel]

Well that'd improve it a bit probably.

[Charismatic]

But you're okay with me giving you head, then ripping your heart out of your chest? I need to get this straight so that I have written proof of consent.

It's only fair and all, given I'm a specialist in ethics of informed consent.

Yeah, I'd be okay with that.

[Kyo]

It's ok chari Ill be in the other room and swoop in and karate chop her if she tries to take year heart, we'll need a safe word tho, cause I dont wanna come in like mid suck.

[Charismatic]

Damn it... now she knows the plan.

[Ksandra]

you know Australians do make some good wine. Too bad they're all criminals.

[Linliel]

ROFL