
Originally Posted by
MysteryMithra
FUCK. THIS. JET SKI.
This needs some explaining I guess. I typically Jet Ski before class because I'm a terribad swimmer (notrly) and I find that Jet Skiing generally takes 1-2 hours and I can knock it out quickly and painlessly and then go about my day.
So the second day out on the water I saw a shark, no big deal, right? I figured what the fuck, I'm too fast for him, what ever. I blew past him, all is well.
Third day at the beach: The shark is still there, I refrained from Jet Skiing.
Fourth day: The shark was still there, but I had to Jet Ski (I love jet skiing), so I got out there. I was bitten on the foot. Thirty-eight stitches.
This shark is crazy. He bit my foot and broke my wet-shoe ($70 at the bookstore...) and made me watch a movie he starred in, Jaws or some shit.
FML