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    FUCK. THIS. CLASS.

    This needs some explaining I guess. I typically do homework the day before class because I'm a terribad student (notrly) and I find that homework generally takes 1-2 hours and I can knock it out quickly and painlessly and then go about my day.

    So the second day of this class we had a test, no big deal, right? I figured what the fuck, guy moves quick, what ever. I studied for it, got one or two wrong, all is well.

    Third day of class: 165 page homework assignment with a written analysis/response paper due.

    Fourth day: 68 pages, Cumulative chapter test on the homework assignment, class book, and the ENTIRE bhagavad-gita

    This teacher is crazy too. He requires the book he wrote($70 at the bookstore...) and makes us watch a movie of a play he stars in.

    FML

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    you realize world religions is probably one of the broadest topics to have a paper on, you could write a fucking dissertation on a small sect of a single religion

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    It should be noted that he wears Jesus sandles and flooder jeans, that if worn by a woman, would be consider capri's. It's like 10 degrees here in michigan. Why are you wearing sandlols?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
    you realize world religions is probably one of the broadest topics to have a paper on, you could write a fucking dissertation on a small sect of a single religion
    It wouldn't be bad if it was just 'a paper,' its a paper about a specific reading he gave us.

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    Sorry, I shoulda clarified that a bit better. Its a paper ON a 165 page reading.

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    Had this guy come into the store I work at wearing jerusalem cruisers and had a long beard with long hair. If only he didn't have a fat gut and wasn't white I would of called him Jesus. The guy was complaining his feet were freezing but I would never guess why.

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    One of my profs wrote the text for the class and I'm betting that that is the reason he doesn't have online notes and the lectures are supplementary info only so we have to buy it. I had gotten away with buying like 1 book the past 2 years and this guy just had to ruin it. He also seems to want to convince us global warming isn't real since he mentioned it a few times but I have a feeling he is pretty well known in his field so hes probably smart smart.

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    Also start reading.

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    FUCK. THIS. JET SKI.

    This needs some explaining I guess. I typically Jet Ski before class because I'm a terribad swimmer (notrly) and I find that Jet Skiing generally takes 1-2 hours and I can knock it out quickly and painlessly and then go about my day.

    So the second day out on the water I saw a shark, no big deal, right? I figured what the fuck, I'm too fast for him, what ever. I blew past him, all is well.

    Third day at the beach: The shark is still there, I refrained from Jet Skiing.

    Fourth day: The shark was still there, but I had to Jet Ski (I love jet skiing), so I got out there. I was bitten on the foot. Thirty-eight stitches.

    This shark is crazy. He bit my foot and broke my wet-shoe ($70 at the bookstore...) and made me watch a movie he starred in, Jaws or some shit.

    FML

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    I love you MM D:

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    who buys shoes at the bookstore

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    who doesn't?

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    They actually sell shoes at the bookstore here.

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    And clothes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryMithra View Post
    FUCK. THIS. JET SKI.

    This needs some explaining I guess. I typically Jet Ski before class because I'm a terribad swimmer (notrly) and I find that Jet Skiing generally takes 1-2 hours and I can knock it out quickly and painlessly and then go about my day.

    So the second day out on the water I saw a shark, no big deal, right? I figured what the fuck, I'm too fast for him, what ever. I blew past him, all is well.

    Third day at the beach: The shark is still there, I refrained from Jet Skiing.

    Fourth day: The shark was still there, but I had to Jet Ski (I love jet skiing), so I got out there. I was bitten on the foot. Thirty-eight stitches.

    This shark is crazy. He bit my foot and broke my wet-shoe ($70 at the bookstore...) and made me watch a movie he starred in, Jaws or some shit.

    FML
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    mm is the best poster on bg

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    idk I think blarg still has that tied up but MM is definitely top tier.

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    PS Senoska, in the light of it being Australia Day I present you this movie about your experiences (no I don't star in it):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

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    I liked MM before it was cool.

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    no, that would be Day.

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