Penalty for false police statement?

[altwight]

if i got arrested for harassment, i sure as fuck would not be talking to her on aim, i don't give a good goddamn how many times she signs on. You are an idiot, and deserve whatever ass whippin the courts hand you.

that's clearly because you're a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to get himself out of anything legal wise. i thought courts needed evidence to prove stuff?

[altwight]

Again? Ugh.

Glad you're back.

[Effluo]

The first step is admit you have a problem. Then you can treat the illness.

You are one crazy mofo. I'm sorry, but personally, some crazy ex did some shit like this to me, i'd have my day in court if they weren't planning to show up prepared. "The man who represents himself has a fool for a client." Even some dodgy $50 per hour lawyer could have gotten you out of that shit.

Stop fucking falling into her games. You've already said she's turned shady again. This better have been super pussy or something, cause it's got you all kinds of fucked up.

[Vandalhart]

I read the entire last thread from start to finish.

The general consensus here is: You're retarded and should have not done any of this at all. You go to a motel with 2 girls, no witnesses BESIDES THEM, her cousin works at a police station, they're all crazier than a bag of hammers. Who's to say the goddamn room wasn't bugged or something? They had the resources. AND YOU HAD A CAMERA?

What the hell does a guy with 2 girls at a motel with a camera say to you?

It doesn't say anything to me about an innocent evening watching movies.

[Abandon]

that's clearly because you're a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to get himself out of anything legal wise. i thought courts needed evidence to prove stuff?

For you to resort to insults clearly means you have nothing worthwhile to say. You've done nothing more than make yourself look more guilty than you were in the past by still talking to her, and continuing to post here after your lawyer properly advised you to erase the previous thread.

You can be mad at me all you want; I'm not the one with the police record, bro.

[Mojo]

You didn't listen before, you're not gonna listen now. But please, continue to post this stuff because it sincerely amuses me.

[Abandon]

also, lolz.

[Norellicus]

I'm less than inclined to read the entire diatribe, and IANAL, but iirc lying to a federal court is at least contempt of the court, possibly perjury. Either one typically leads to mistrial, though they have to be proven.

[Day]

i loooove white guys. you guys are funny.

and all black guys are carlton

[Day]

that's clearly because you're a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to get himself out of anything legal wise. i thought courts needed evidence to prove stuff?

fucking lol

[Abandon]

I'm no raggy -_____-

[Effluo]

... and continuing to post here after your lawyer properly advised you to erase the previous thread.

You can be mad at me all you want; I'm not the one with the police record, bro.

Truth


@Altwight
Also, please give us at least the city you're being prosecuted in, so we can start to watch the local newspapers. They love to put the "Cases heard in whatever district court" in the papers. Should prove for some lulz.

[Day]

OP got some dem srs issues,

[Krazy]

I bring girls to motels all the time to watch movies. I'm sure everyone else does too.

[Abandon]

pr0n, sure.

[Ksandra]

I honestly think the op cares more about proving to /bg/ that he's not a creep more than he cares about his case. Which makes him even creepier.

[Olo401]

if i got arrested for harassment, i sure as fuck would not be talking to her on aim, i don't give a good goddamn how many times she signs on. You are an idiot, and deserve whatever ass whippin the courts hand you.

You wouldn't get arrested for harassment...

Spoiler: show

you'd just be the daddy

[Day]

what teh fuck is /bg/

[altwight]

For you to resort to insults clearly means you have nothing worthwhile to say. You've done nothing more than make yourself look more guilty than you were in the past by still talking to her, and continuing to post here after your lawyer properly advised you to erase the previous thread.

You can be mad at me all you want; I'm not the one with the police record, bro.

Not mad bro. I was simply stating a fact.

17 (11:53:30 AM): wow u just fumed abandon
17 (11:53:32 AM): INC FUMERAGE
36 (11:53:33 AM): lol
17 (11:53:34 AM): OGODUFKC
17 (11:53:38 AM): caps inc
36 (11:53:42 AM): nah
36 (11:53:44 AM): they're gonna be like
36 (11:53:51 AM): CAUSE WE'RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ARRESTED LOL
17 (11:53:53 AM): cant believe u love this lol

pretty much called that.

The motel thing was to meet her bestfriend who's really cool. They go to a christian school and they cannot have visitors after 10pm so we met up at the motel to chill. You forget that the best friend is pretty much no longer friends with my ex now so the fact that she was there that night disputes any 'they were setting you up' theories.

What doesn't a camera show? To me, it clearly shows it was a mutual agreement. I think harassment has to have some sort of complaint or onesided thing for it to be harassment.

Either way I think all of you are missing the point (which is why I posted again ^^) you all still think I'm going to be found guilty and she's in the right when it's the exact opposite now. I like to call it karma.

Also, if you read something you should generally take it for what it is and not look so deep into it. Your speculation is usually wrong. It's a proven fact I think o.o

I honestly think the op cares more about proving to /bg/ that he's not a creep more than he cares about his case. Which makes him even creepier.

I care more about the lulz that ensue from making threads like these than anything. I believe I stated that in my previous thread.

[Effluo]

Also, if you read something you should generally take it for what it is and not look so deep into it. Your speculation is usually wrong. It's a proven fact I think o.o

..... aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddd

/thread

Thanks asshole, my boss just yelled at me for laughing loud enough for the whole office to hear.