Penalty for false police statement?

[Yuri-G]

that's clearly because you're a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to get himself out of anything legal wise. i thought courts needed evidence to prove stuff?

nigger this, faggot that, you really are a class act aren't you?

I don't know what's worse, that you'd come to BG for legal advice, that you'd come back even when you know the majority of the posters don't give a shit and think you're insane/creepy/whatever, or that you try and talk shit when you're asking for help. you really do strike me as the type who could harass the fuck out of a girl and truly believe you were courting her or that it was mutual. delusional at best, dangerous at worst.

[Day]

I liked how she was signing on AIM obviously to taunt him.

[Meresgi]

OP of this thread is obviously a closet stalker, his side of the story seems to further that even more. I honestly hope they drag your ass to court and slap you with something.

[Pringles]

Obviously you need to upload any video you took and link it to this thread so we can carefully examine the tape and give expert legal opinion on it.

[altwight]

OP of this thread is obviously a closet stalker, his side of the story seems to further that even more. I honestly hope they drag your ass to court and slap you with something.

I'm getting for fill out of this thread more and more. Remember how the last thread ended up like 'this guy is just trolln'? yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa.

It's real though :O

[Day]

what

[altwight]

what

WAT?!

[Effluo]

This reminds me of an episode of NCIS

http://www.ncisfr.net/Dossiers/guest/vincent_young.jpg

[Fo'Shizzle]

damn son, such a disappoint

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

dude you still love this whore don't you?

lol'd very, very hard

[Takedown3]

2 tldr's in one post! OP must be worthy of being read.

[Melena]

2 tldr's in one post! OP must be worthy of being read.

Yea, read his Miranda rights when his dumb ass inevitably get's him tossed in the can again.

[Qalbert]

I always wanted to see a tl;dr that had its own tl;dr and so on until it was condensed as small as possible

[Cyn]

In this case it could tl;dr into "I'm fucking psychotic"

[Zeb]

In this case it could tl;dr into "I'm fucking psychotic"

tl;dr = derp

[Day]

tl;dr = derp

tl;dr = too long don't read

[Zeb]

tl;dr = too long don't read

No shit. I was tl;dr "I'm fucking psychotic"

[Arvin]

http://i49.tinypic.com/330citt.jpg

[Qalbert]

[Arvin]

im always one upped by morgan freeman god damn it